Waiting to see "Airplane"?

[Timebuilder]

It's on right now on cable, the ABC Family channel.

 

[HappyFlying]

Roger Roger

 

[MetroSheriff]

What's your vector, Victor?


One of the all time great filcks...

 

[Timebuilder]

Did you notice the vulture perched on the back of his seat????

 

[supsup]

stryker, stryker, stryker

"I sure picked the wrong day to quit smoking" - Chief

 

[4fanman]

Looking to perfect your Airplane one-liners?

The entire script can be viewed at:
www.eecs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

"Flight 209 now arriving at gate 8...gate 9...gate 10..."

 

[ShawnC]

Next ground school I have to suffer though. When they pass around the piece of paper to write you name on it to put in front of your desk, I'm going to be Otto Pie Lite.

Yes I am a truely dorky pilot.

 

[Typhoon1244]

...I'm going to be Otto Pie Lite. Yes I am a truely dorky pilot.

Yes, you truly are...

...but then, it takes one to know one.

 

[EagleRJ]

"He's all over the place, 900 feet, up to 1300 feet . . .
what an a**hole."

Sounds like my last NDB approach...

 

[AK737FO]

Great Movie!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue..."

"I'm not kidding and stop calling me Shirley."

A true classic!

 

[smooshfacekitty]

We have clearence, Clarence.

.................

 

[Traumahawk]

Airport management, FAA, the airlines......All cheats and liars! -Cap'n Rex Kramer

Air Israel.....please clear the runway!

T-Hawk

 

[jetexas]

"18000, 17000, 16000...whyyy is it doing that????"

My favorite part is when they rollout switching gears.

 

[Typhoon1244]

Oh come on guys! It's all ball bearings...oh, wait. I meant to say...

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"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

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"Bad news. The fog's getting thicker."
"And Leon's getting laaaarger!"

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"Ever been kicked...in the head...with an iron boot?"

 

[avbug]

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.

NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone.

Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** again! There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

 

[burping_boy]

It's really the only sensible thing to do, if done properly. Theraputically, there's no danger involved.

 

[I.P. Freley]

New Scenes

A version of "Airplane" they broadcast in the spring on one of the Turner networks (I think it was TBS) had some scenes I had never seen before... Must have been some scenes deleted from the theatrical release. These scenes are missing from my DVD version of the film, of course. Oh, well.