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LocoPiloto

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All I can think of is 32LT10 being himself to the passengers, I don't think that would work.

Loco



United pilots ready to launch charm offensive

You may see more of your pilot on your next United flight. “Pilots at the carrier are stepping up a campaign of friendliness in a bid to win customers' hearts -- and loyalty,” writes Keith L. Alexander, the Business Class columnist for The Washington Post (free registration). As part of the initiative, Alexander says “you'll be more likely to see an actual pilot at the gate to explain to you why your flight is delayed,” while top-level fliers could actually get a personal note from pilots thanking them for their business. "We're the CEO's direct ambassador," Bud Potts, United's first officer and flight operations supervisor, tells Alexander. "Some folks want to get that eye contact. It's like when you go into a store and the clerk doesn't make eye contact with you. You may not feel like you want to be there." The hope is that the effort will increase fliers’ satisfaction with and loyalty to United.

But pilots could also stand to gain from their charm offensive. Alexander writes that “United awards bonuses based on passenger surveys conducted each quarter by an outside research firm. The size of the pilots' bonuses depends on how much they surpass the airline's internal goals for customer satisfaction.” Regardless of what pilots may stand to gain, will the move pay off for United? California frequent-flier Mary Duffy tells Alexander that she could "care less" about interacting with pilots. "I just want to make sure the pilots are in their seats, sober and ready to fly. I don't need to know if he or she has a warm personality," Duffy says. But another frequent traveler –- Steve McDuffie of Washington state –- says he likes the idea of more personable pilots. "Normally, it makes a passenger more at ease," he says.
 
Mary Duffy said:
"I just want to make sure the pilots are in their seats, sober and ready to fly. I don't need to know if he or she has a warm personality."

What a &*#$( &#$#@()&*(#@ !@#)(*#@ ^&^#$@_!@#)(!@&**#@^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now back to your scheduled rant.

Jetsi
 
California frequent-flier Mary Duffy tells Alexander that she could "care less" about interacting with pilots. "I just want to make sure the pilots are in their seats, sober and ready to fly. I don't need to know if he or she has a warm personality," Duffy says. But another frequent traveler –- Steve McDuffie of Washington state –- says he likes the idea of more personable pilots. "Normally, it makes a passenger more at ease," he says.

Oh, come on! The reporter just made the whole story up, with names like that.

I think Mary and Steve should marry (har har!) and Mary could change her name to Mary Duffy-McDuffie; Steve could change his name to Steve McDuffie-Duffy. Then Steve could get in touch with his masculine side and "care less" about interacting with pilots, and Mary could get in touch with her inner-woman and be put "more at ease" by personable pilots.
 
jb has been doing this forever. 32 -- you diggin' the transformation? The company is gonna make you ... (gasp) ... talk to the customers!
 
LocoPiloto said:
All I can think of is 32LT10 being himself to the passengers, I don't think that would work.

Loco

"Hello, good morning! JetBlue sucks! Welcome aboard! JetBlue Sucks! G'morning. Neelman is a poopy-head. Hi there, nice to see you! Don't fly jetBlue!..." and so on.
 
Too funny!
 
Courtesy edit:

"Hello, good morning! JetBlue sucks! Excuse me, could you wait in that row? Thanks...I'm still grooming this row. Welcome aboard! JetBlue Sucks! Um...Is this your son's soiled diaper? Oh, sorry! She looked like a boy! G'morning. Neelman is a poopy-head. Why yes...I suppose I am a 'blue collar worker'. Ha Ha...you're quite charming for a fat chick! Hi there, nice to see you! Don't fly jetBlue!... Sure! I'll be back to clear your catheter...but right now I gotta go downstairs and load bags" and so on.
 
I just want to make sure the pilots are in their seats, sober and ready to recieve. I don't need to know if he has a warm personality..it all tastes the same and at $20 a pop it sure adds up," Duffy says.

I fixed it - I think this is what she meant to say (above)
 
LocoPiloto said:
United pilots ready to launch charm offensive

while top-level fliers could actually get a personal note from pilots thanking them for their business.

Gee...wonder what kind of a personal note Stephen Wolf will get when he and Delores fly to and from France.

Tejas
 
furlough-boy said:
He's more likely to expose himself to passengers.

Nah....another airline (which will remain nameless) has the market cornered on being naked in the cockpit.
 
Very, very, VERY well edited there SWA/FO. Outstanding insight.

I also think Mary could perform a facinating trick with a post hole digger, but I'll leave the details out for now.
 
Kenney G said:
Too lillte too late. They have bigger problems to deal with.
Perhaps so, but it doesn't certainly hurt. I remember watching a CAL captain going into first class and doing similiar to what is described above. He went to each person to introduce himself and played a geography game with the people. No one in First Class left unhappy. In alot of ways this guy did CAL a serious favor through a little PR with the folks that somehow pay the bills.
 
Wow I seem to remember that a former aIrlIne "I" used to work for really started thIs whole Idea of puttIng the pIlots out In front of the passengers. And not even a mentIon of It. PIty
 
viper548 said:
I can see this being delegated to the jumpseater

Much as it was the time I JS on UAL and the captain wanted me to run up and down the isle making sure the wings were good to go as it was snowing some. I dont think so.

I cant help but laugh thinking that some of these UAL guys are gonna have to be Mr. Personality to the customers in the back! Some of them are gonna have to take a Dale Carnegie class for that!
 
Bavarian Chef said:
jb has been doing this forever. 32 -- you diggin' the transformation? The company is gonna make you ... (gasp) ... talk to the customers!

UAL has been doing business to the pax longer than you guys have been in business and most of your pilots have had a license. What Denny has done is great. Hat is off to his hard work. I love my company and my passengers. My dislike for the color coded company has not changed nor does it affect my day to day life. Don't flatter yourself jb. You are not that special.
 
32LT10 said:
UAL has been doing business to the pax longer than you guys have been in business and most of your pilots have had a license. What Denny has done is great. Hat is off to his hard work. I love my company and my passengers. My dislike for the color coded company has not changed nor does it affect my day to day life. Don't flatter yourself jb. You are not that special.

Actually you do not seem to like many companies. You seem to have trashed them all. Could you explain to us a group on this forum why you trash so many airlines?

It would help, that we we could isolate you and your feelings, and not lump the entire UAL pilot group into your mindset. Please explain, from JetBlue, AirTran, American, and the rest of the airlines you hate.

Loco
 
Loco,

Have not trashed them all. I dislike the color coded carriers and Scabs. Interchange as neccessary.
 
32LT10 said:
Loco,

Have not trashed them all. I dislike the color coded carriers and Scabs. Interchange as neccessary.

Awfully cocky coming from a guy who's airline pilot group started this race to the bottom we are all in.

Out of all the airlines to take pay hits over the past 5 years, UAL piltos put up the least fight. But don't worry, NWALPA did almost a bad a job fighting as y'all did so your not alone.

Good Luck
 
whymeworry? said:
Awfully cocky coming from a guy who's airline pilot group started this race to the bottom we are all in.

Out of all the airlines to take pay hits over the past 5 years, UAL piltos put up the least fight. But don't worry, NWALPA did almost a bad a job fighting as y'all did so your not alone.

Good Luck

If it were not for the likes of some of the carriers that are in the market there would not have been a need for such draconian cuts. It is the old "i'll fly an 80 for 80" pins that the AAeagle pilot were wearing during the AA contract dispute a few years ago. Too many kids that want to play airline pilot.
 
Occam's Razor said:
Courtesy edit:

"Hello, good morning! JetBlue sucks! Excuse me, could you wait in that row? Thanks...I'm still grooming this row. Welcome aboard! JetBlue Sucks! Um...Is this your son's soiled diaper? Oh, sorry! She looked like a boy! G'morning. Neelman is a poopy-head. Why yes...I suppose I am a 'blue collar worker'. Ha Ha...you're quite charming for a fat chick! Hi there, nice to see you! Don't fly jetBlue!... Sure! I'll be back to clear your catheter...but right now I gotta go downstairs and load bags" and so on.

You're best post to date Occam!! You're NWA posts usually bum me out but this is classic!! "She looked like a boy" CLASSIC!!

Baja.
 
32LT10 said:
UAL has been doing business to the pax longer than you guys have been in business and most of your pilots have had a license. What Denny has done is great. Hat is off to his hard work. I love my company and my passengers. My dislike for the color coded company has not changed nor does it affect my day to day life. Don't flatter yourself jb. You are not that special.

I do not think you love your PAX too much there 32...Remember the "Summer of Love". I do...

I guess you are now going to tell me you did not participate.....
 
32LT10 said:
If it were not for the likes of some of the carriers that are in the market there would not have been a need for such draconian cuts. It is the old "i'll fly an 80 for 80" pins that the AAeagle pilot were wearing during the AA contract dispute a few years ago. Too many kids that want to play airline pilot.

Get real dude...You are beginning to sound like some of the guys over at Boyles...Know what I am talking about?? Contract 2000 was long in the trash soon after 9/11...Remember Hackers line to Rick soon after we got C2000..."Good luck keeping it"...Rick said it would be very hard to keep this contract...we had a huge loss in 1Q of 2001....USAIR merger was occupying the idiots in HQ and wasting money...Goodwins "Perish" letter was no help...etc, etc
All this when JB had what 20 planes......
Wake up and smell the Sh*^t your shoveling dude....
 
CTflyer said:
I do not think you love your PAX too much there 32...Remember the "Summer of Love". I do...

I guess you are now going to tell me you did not participate.....

I flew the same schedule and 3 day Euro trip in the summer of 2001 that I had flown the previous 18 months. My feelings were to not take out on the pax our disagreement with mgmnt. IF YOU flew that summer you will recall we were hiring at a rapib rate to fill vacanies and a schedule that lacked enough butts in seats. REMEMBER new hire 747-400 f/o's? Guying being newhired into the right seat of the 76? The company staffing and ATC system came apart that summer to create a perfect storm.

So to answer your question, NO I did not participate in a slowdown. I also realized our C2K rates were high. However, the downward pressure was further enhanced by the likes of some of those that are currently trying to find the rudder.
 
Occam's Razor said:
Courtesy edit:

"Hello, good morning! JetBlue sucks! Excuse me, could you wait in that row? Thanks...I'm still grooming this row. Welcome aboard! JetBlue Sucks! Um...Is this your son's soiled diaper? Oh, sorry! She looked like a boy! G'morning. Neelman is a poopy-head. Why yes...I suppose I am a 'blue collar worker'. Ha Ha...you're quite charming for a fat chick! Hi there, nice to see you! Don't fly jetBlue!... Sure! I'll be back to clear your catheter...but right now I gotta go downstairs and load bags" and so on.

Blue collar? Not sure blue collar because we don't have to clean the airplanes.......yet. But if we had to that would blow big time.
 
32LT10 said:
Blue collar? Not sure blue collar because we don't have to clean the airplanes.......yet. But if we had to that would blow big time.

Shirt color reference...

(Whoosh! Right over the head!)
 

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