United and the "Guppy"

[Aerosurfer]

380 looks like a beluga whale with Downs Syndrome

 

[airplane wizard]

I like fat chicks. They make good friends.

Chicks are all the same in a dark room.

 

[zonejumper]

Chicks are all the same in a dark room.

Wow! what a coincidence.... So are men!

 

[SWA Bubba]

380 looks like a beluga whale with Downs Syndrome

Damn. That's exactly what I was going to say. The whole beluga whale, protruding brow thing just looks friggin' ugly. The rest of it's okay.

Bubba

 

[SWA Bubba]

Wow! what a coincidence.... So are men!

Not exactly. I mean, you know the difference between "ooh" and "ah," right? A coupla' inches. Surely YOU knew that.

Bubba

 

[Green]

What about the 747 pilots that refereed to the 777 as a light twin. I kind of think thats funny.

MTOW of the 777 300ER is 775,000lbs. Not quite a "light twin." Biggest commercial jet engine in the world.