tittyjet
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to check out the local brothels. When he got
to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?" No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well,
if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The
house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union
man stomped off down the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this
is a union house. We observe all union rules." The
man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets
$20." "That's more like it!" the union man said He
handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
her," he said.
I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she
gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."
*Posted from another website without permission*
convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,
decided to check out the local brothels. When he got
to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?" No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well,
if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The
house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union
man stomped off down the street in search of a more
equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this
is a union house. We observe all union rules." The
man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets
$20." "That's more like it!" the union man said He
handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like
her," he said.
I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she
gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but
Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."
*Posted from another website without permission*
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