Ty and Becky Webb

[The_Russian]

I have decided that we fight like we are married, so lets make it happen. The last name sounds good with my name anyway. Can I get the support of the forum? Who will wed us? General Lee? While we are at it lets pick the Groomsmen and the Bridemaids. (Flightinfo.com members only of course!)

I love you Ty. You are hot stuff baby!

 

[urflyingme?!]

ok, i must know now.
I the mighty russian a female?
And where did topgun say that beech quote , its classic. I said it two days ago about a mooney and my instructor didn't get why I was laughing at my own joke so hard I cried(Yes, I am a dork)

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

you may have to move to manassachusets

 

[Cardinal]

the mighty russian a female?

Oh no, this can't be. Gay, maybe, but female? YGBSM.

 

[User546]

Yea, thats what I was thinking! The Russian is female?!?!! No wonder your so good at your arguments!

I volunteer mormon girl to provide the reception entertainment if your interested. We could play games like Scrabble, Charades, Pin the Tail on the Piper... it'd be such a hoot!

 

[Flechas]

Yea, thats what I was thinking! The Russian is female?!?!! No wonder your so good at your arguments!

I volunteer mormon girl to provide the reception entertainment if your interested.

Wow easy there User! I thought I had a saying in what she does and doesn't!

 

[Goose Egg]

I volunteer mormon girl to provide the reception entertainment if your interested. We could play games like Scrabble, Charades, Pin the Tail on the Piper... it'd be such a hoot!

Maybe she could make some green Jell-O with carrot slivers.

-Goose

 

[User546]

Maybe she could make some green Jell-O with carrot slivers.

Oh that would be SO WICKEDLY CRAZY!!! And then I can make some homemade biscuits as door prizes!!!

Just leave it up to Goose and User to provide the fun!

 

[Goose Egg]

Just leave it up to Goose and User to provide the fun!

Then it's settled. I'll bring the caffiene free Diet Coke... and the Sprite to go along with whatever else is in that crazy punch (here I am in my mid twenties and I still don't know what's in there.)

Don't forget the nut cups!

-Goose

 

[Ailerongirl]

Don't forget the nut cups!

Yeah...I'm soo not touching that one!

 

[WizardPilot]

CAN WE HAVE A GROG?!?! We could have the best of all worlds, drinks, snacks, Jell-O, carrots, the works!

 

[Goose Egg]

Yeah...I'm soo not touching that one!

I wouldn't.

 

[Snakum]

I'm a priest ... I'll do the deed. I'll be glad to record the wedding night if you'll sign a waiver.

Reverend Thich Minh Thong

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

i'll send a foot long, black rubber baton, mimicking a rather conspicuous and much replicated horse appendage
the wedding night is sure to be unforgettable for at least one party, perhaps both, if they’re understanding of each other’s needs and wants

 

[The_Russian]

Ty, please dont run from the altar.

 

[Snakum]

perhaps both

D'oh!

How 'bout an online marriage?




Honored guests ... we are gathered here today in the site of ALPA and this website, to unite these two very disturbed people in an unholy alliance, from which we pray no children shall issue forth.

Do you, Ty Webb, take Becky the Russian to be your lawfully wedded wench, to have and to abuse, in failing and in passing a 1st Class medical, for legacy pre-9/11 pay or for regional wages, forsaking most others, till furlough do you part?

Do you, Becky the Russian, take Ty's non-ALPA membership-have'n, lazy, website argument-start'n @ss to be your old man, to nag and to b!tch, to send to the poorhouse, in failing and in passing a 1st Class medical, for legacy pre-9/11 pay or for regional wages, forsaking most others, till furlough do you part?

May I have the ring. What? This is an o-ring from the oil fitting on a 57 Skyhawk. Cheap muh fukkas! Anywhoooo ...

With this o-ring ... I thee wed ... yadda yadda yadda ...

By the power invested in me by the Liu Quang Chan Ze and the NC Society of Illustrators ... I now pronounce you ... husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Hey! I said KISS ... not KICK!

Amen ... the end.

Reverend Thich Minh Thong

 

[JD2003]

Mormon Girl...you are beautiful.

How can I become a mormon?

 

[darkvw]

How can I become a mormon?

wait for the guys that dress like regional pilots to show up on the bicycles

 

[Ailerongirl]

Dark...that avatar is even creepier than the other one!

 

[Kream926]

wwmtb ( what would minitour bring)
or is the wedding over?

 

[darkvw]

Dark...that avatar is even creepier than the other one!
ok, lets try this one then

 

[Ill Mitch]

How can I become a mormon?

wait for the guys that dress like regional pilots to show up on the bicycles

So that's who they are. I thought they were the highly paid regional pilots going to work. Everytime they knocked on my door, I would hand them a couple of bucks thinking I was helping out some poor pilots. Didn't know it was a religious thing. Wonder if I can write it off?