Trannies!

[Dude]

So......tradition is first year pilots get a flash of the "twins" from a stew in your first year. Technically, you will all be "first year" Southwest brand, so start priming your hot stews for your change in status. Even if it's only three or four of them, they're going to be busy so start on them now.

For me I am telling them that I am a first year "New Southwest" guy, so "let me see 'em!"

 

[iluvflying]

Dude-

Put the drinks down. You sound a bit stooooooopid.

 

[easydoesit]

Sounds kinda, uhhh, cool to me...

 

[tankerhead]

If this goes to arbitration, these "twin displays" could be a problem for the AAI crowd.

 

[ASADFW7]

This sure beats sli talk. By the way mdw is the best base in the SWA system for titties in the cockpit. Dallas has the over the hill plastic titties.

 

[JoeMerchant]

So......tradition is first year pilots get a flash of the "twins" from a stew in your first year. Technically, you will all be "first year" Southwest brand, so start priming your hot stews for your change in status. Even if it's only three or four of them, they're going to be busy so start on them now.

For me I am telling them that I am a first year "New Southwest" guy, so "let me see 'em!"

Is this before or after you buy them a fine meal at Nathans?:laugh::laugh::laugh:
:beer:

 

[Dude]

:beer:I'll take the twins over a greasy wiener any day.


By the way.....no one from Auburn should be calling ANYONE stupid. Just sayin'

 

[texman]

Dude-

Put the drinks down. You sound a bit stooooooopid.

You must be one of the spider legs in the back. Dude man is just trying to throw a positive vibe. Are you a pilot?

 

[petitepilot]

You must be one of the spider legs in the back. Dude man is just trying to throw a positive vibe. Are you a pilot?

Wooo hooo! Considering most of the FAs @ AT are black, gay, male, or all of the above, well you just go right on with your bad self and that flashing! Whatever floats ya dude!

 

[JoeMerchant]

:beer:I'll take the twins over a greasy wiener any day.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[jonjuan]

If I wanted to start my day by looking down at a pair of 38 D extra longs, I'd head over to the Dudes house.

 

[YeOldeProp]

From the 1-2-3 Comedy Club in downtown Lubbock:

What do you call the space between the "twins" at the Oakland base?


Silicon Valley...


What do you call the space between the "twins" at the Dallas base?


Their belly button...



Have another round and please tip your waitresses...

 

[redflyer65]

Dallas has the over the hill plastic titties.

You have a problem with balloon smugglers? I don't.

Grab your balloons. It's on!

 

[carl p]

sweeeeet!

 

[Ky.BrownBourbn]

You have a problem with balloon smugglers? I don't.

Grab your balloons. It's on!

That would be "Grab Their Ballons, it's ON!"

(But I don't advise doing that, that'll get you a quick trip to the unemployment line).

KBB

 

[Lear70]

Actually, our F/A hiring standards have improved in the last few years, and there's usually at least a few hotties running around the crew room on any given day.

However, with my luck, I always end up with,,, well,,, since my identity is well-known, I'll just say I wouldn't want to take any of the ones I get on overnights to Nathan's (or anywhere else for that matter).

Probably better for my relationship at home that way, all things considered.

 

[Ky.BrownBourbn]

Actually, our F/A hiring standards have improved in the last few years, and there's usually at least a few hotties running around the crew room on any given day.

However, with my luck, I always end up with,,, well,,, since my identity is well-known, I'll just say I wouldn't want to take any of the ones I get on overnights to Nathan's (or anywhere else for that matter).

Probably better for my relationship at home that way, all things considered.

Rode on you guys last week, Total Hottie, I was shocked...told the guy I was with "that's the way we use to hire'em!"

Now there in their 50's (+) (Were hired in their 20's), or we hired them in their 50's OR other* !
KBB

 

[redflyer65]

Actually, our F/A hiring standards have improved in the last few years

I like the sound of that!

 

[spciii]

This is great. When things get contentious during SLI negotiations, let's all remember what we all can agree on . . . boobies are cool.

 

[easydoesit]

I like big aerioleas! sp?