Topsy-Turvy / I need to take Myself OUT...Something is Very Wrong

Whine Lover

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Gentlemen and Ladies,

I now sit down to eat a HUGE...Helping of CROW.

I admit here, in the presence of all the Members of FI, the Aviation Community, God, and the Devil himself...

That the World as we know it is coming to an END, and that, I have NO idea what the Hell I am talking about.

DELTA IS HIRING. IT IS ON AVIANATION.COM

I beg forgiveness, I have no understanding of the Universe as it has seismically shifted, and I..... I am very, very, afraid.

WTF is Happening?

Who put the LSD in my Beer?

This is insanity...the pounding in my Skull. What is happening....Cats and Dogs...Mommy? Is that you?
 

Whine Lover

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This is where the link on Avianation.com leads you:




"Delta Pilot Basics

Even though we are not actively hiring pilots and will not be reviewing applications until hiring resumes, individuals interested in joining our team of professional pilots may apply or update their existing applications via AirlineApps.com. To qualify for employment as a pilot with Delta you must meet all of the following requirements...."
 
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gutshotdraw

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"Dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria!!!!"
 

Whine Lover

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"Even though we are not actively hiring pilots and will not be reviewing applications ...."

( " It's a mad house! A mad house! " )


Avianation - "We are proudly recruiting..."

Okay...Not HIRING, Recruiting.

Right.

I am SO confused....But, I hope you folks are right, and recruiting turns into hiring.

I am tired now....So, tired.

YKMKR
 
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gutshotdraw

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"You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters..."
 

79%N1

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Congrats to all the Compass and Mesaba guys that will be going to Delta.
 

Propsync

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"You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters..."
Actually,

"If we're wrong, we'll go to jail. Peacefully, quietly, we'll enjoy it. But if we're right and we can stop this thing, Lenny (I think)....."

I'm special.
 

Superpilot92

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Dunno?
I think i just wet myself....:beer:with spilled beer
 
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