Top ten reasons to work for ____________airlines.

[suupah]

What are the top ten reasons to work for _____________airline?

 

[suupah]

Top ten reasons for working for COLGAN Airline.

1. The pilots there don't think they are too cool. In
fact they don't think they are cool at all.

2. They don't wear Ipods. they can't afford them

3. They'll hire you with any amount of flight time. As
long as you promise to show up.

4. You get to master MEL's. And that looks
good to the majors.

5. You get to be a part of the family! A distant third
cousin's adopted child. But still family

6. Chicks just can't get enough Beta. yup Colgan's
got beta on every plane!

7. We fly jets. With propellors attached to them

8. You can accept this clearance from abeam the
numbers at six thousand feet. "Colgan #### you
are cleared for the visual, keep it tight."

9. We're simply the best! phil said so!

10. Bubba works here!

 

[Farfugnügen]

What are the top ten reasons to work for GO JET airlines?

1. You get to wear your ID backwards
2. You get to fly a CRJ-700, who cares if it is for 50 seat pay!!!!!! wOOt.
3. You look cool wearing your iPod, backpack and geld hair in the terminal..
4. Hey... you're an airline pilot!!!
5. You can always say you work for 'Trans States Holdings'
6. You get United bag tags so the rampers dont see your GO JET tag and take off your crew bag on a quick turn out of spite.
7. Jumpseating on ALPA carriers is overrated...
8. You have the satisfaction of knowing you took someone else's job.
9. You get to wear those new "cool" company issued, spit resistant wind breakers....
10. Being a scab isnt that bad... is it?