Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[Rally]

Have any of you ever gotten tail on the road? And I am talking about human tail not like 737 tail. You married how did that go down?

Oh yea
Thanks

 

[FN FAL]

Have any of you ever gotten tail on the road? And I am talking about human tail not like 737 tail. You married how did that go down?

Oh yea
Thanks

Your mom's not talking about how we had that one night stand again is she?

 

[It will roll]

grab your pillows and sippy cups, its story time.

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.
I hope my story is the first of many good ones and pales in comparission to other peoples. Ok. Enough of that banter. I've only been at the airlines a year and we dont do overnights alot. So I have only a few note worthy stories while "on the road". Night before first day of IOE in Texas, bored at the hotel, wander into the "bar/lounge" to see two cute girls sitting at the stools, open seats at both end. Sit one stool away and order a drink while waiting for the "right time" to jump into the convo. Start talking, one girl is a southern chick from Alabama, the other from Philly. Both Flight Attendants in training, class started tomorrow for them. We fastfoward an hour to us playing flip cup in my hotel room with bud light. One girl is like off the charts hot, the alabama one, but I'm thinkin to myself, "Good luck breaking into that force-field." The other one is cute/satisfactory/ok/do-able but is putting out the "EAAAAAAASY" vibe. I like that vibe. I drink more. I make my choice. It is a hard one, but I must go for the sure thing. I come to terms with my choice. Story of my life. Hot girl says she must go to bed. Do-able girl stays. Drink more. Cute/do-able girl becomes pretty darn cute girl. I make my move and it is welcomed. Sweeeet. Fast foward another hmm...hour?..... Bed is broken. It's her fault, she got too excited, yep. Hope the neighboors didn't complain. 1am. Must sleep now, on the un-broken bed next to mine. Noon show for first day of IOE. First day goes well, since I'm in a good mood. She comes back the next day again. Too bad I have to see her hot a$$ friend also and second guess my choice.
Side note: That has happened more than once to me, been in a setting with a very very attractive girl that doesn't appear to be easy, and with a girl that is attractive, but nothing special that will take far less effort to attain. What a paradox???
That is one of my stories, If more good ones are posted I will divulge another one or two. Hope to read some better ones that start like "So after after we put the 767 to bed at the gate me and some hot flight attendants went out for a few drinks in Singapore and later that night........"

 

[Metro752]

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.
I hope my story is the first of many good ones and pales in comparission to other peoples. Ok. Enough of that banter. I've only been at the airlines a year and we dont do overnights alot. So I have only a few note worthy stories while "on the road". Night before first day of IOE in Texas, bored at the hotel, wander into the "bar/lounge" to see two cute girls sitting at the stools, open seats at both end. Sit one stool away and order a drink while waiting for the "right time" to jump into the convo. Start talking, one girl is a southern chick from Alabama, the other from Philly. Both Flight Attendants in training, class started tomorrow for them. We fastfoward an hour to us playing flip cup in my hotel room with bud light. One girl is like off the charts hot, the alabama one, but I'm thinkin to myself, "Good luck breaking into that force-field." The other one is cute/satisfactory/ok/do-able but is putting out the "EAAAAAAASY" vibe. I like that vibe. I drink more. I make my choice. It is a hard one, but I must go for the sure thing. I come to terms with my choice. Story of my life. Hot girl says she must go to bed. Do-able girl stays. Drink more. Cute/do-able girl becomes pretty darn cute girl. I make my move and it is welcomed. Sweeeet. Fast foward another hmm...hour?..... Bed is broken. It's her fault, she got too excited, yep. Hope the neighboors didn't complain. 1am. Must sleep now, on the un-broken bed next to mine. Noon show for first day of IOE. First day goes well, since I'm in a good mood. She comes back the next day again. Too bad I have to see her hot a$$ friend also and second guess my choice.
Side note: That has happened more than once to me, been in a setting with a very very attractive girl that doesn't appear to be easy, and with a girl that is attractive, but nothing special that will take far less effort to attain. What a paradox???
That is one of my stories, If more good ones are posted I will divulge another one or two. Hope to read some better ones that start like "So after after we put the 767 to bed at the gate me and some hot flight attendants went out for a few drinks in Singapore and later that night........"

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[AerroMatt]

Yup... Women are like busses; There'll be another one along in 15 minutes. Up to you to take the first one available or hold out for the hottie. Hehe.

As for me, I may look at the menu but I eat at home.

 

[FN FAL]

As for me, I may look at the menu but I eat at home.

How do handle a hungry man? The man handlers!

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[Flyingdutchman]

I try before I buy

 

[SIG600]

It will roll... stories like that are why hot chicks like her ARE easy. Getting shot down for her less attractive friend, only is going to make her that much more receptive. What you need is a wingman that you can either hook up, or next time have him jump on the grenade.

 

[AC560]

Dear Flightinfo,

I never thought anything like this would happen to me....

 

[MissKittyKat]

This is a cute post, I've got some harmless road stories if anyone is curious! Lol, bring a drink since this is the tipsy post, I'm having some wine!