Tom Cruise Aerobatics in Clouds

[User546]

Tom Cruise has a P-51?

Tom Cruise has a license??

 

[RichardRambone]

Its OK. The aliens gave him permission to do it.

 

[atlcrashpad]

I bez wonderin' if he done needs blocks on dem dare pedals, cause he bez so short. Aint he like 4'11"?

 

[FN FAL]

Tom Cruise has a license??

a license to thrill?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Tom's next airplane will be a DC-8 he'll modify to take him back to the homeworld.

Ha Ha. I wonder if he has a pair of black Nikes and a purple blanket?

 

[UGAflyer]

Tom Cruise has a license??

Didn't you see Top Gun??? Tom is an ace!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I wonder if he nicknamed Katie "Goose"?

 

[DrewBlows]

I wonder if he nicknamed Katie "Goose"?

No, she's Tom Cat Two and the brat is Tom Kitten.

I wish I was making this up.

 

[Fury220]

Ok, so he has a P-51...


...but...


If he "screws up just *this* much....he'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh!t outta Hong Kong!!"

 

[Fury220]

His ego is writing checks his body can't cash.