Tigger has been a bad boy

[KigAir]

Tigger

I have often wondered what type of background check Disney performs on their employees. Anybody know?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I'm sure he could get a job at Neverland Ranch.

The article says he suffers from dyslexia????? The next time my wife walks by, I'm gonna grab her breasts and then blame it on my new case of "dyslexia." We'll see what happens.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

The next time my wife walks by, I'm gonna grab her breasts and then blame it on my new case of "dyslexia."

Careful guys, if your wife/girlfriend is anything like my wife, the "dyslexia" argument won't hold water.

Maybe, I can blame it on too many twinkies next time.

 

[7B2]

Try "reflexia"

 

[Dash8]

that guy looks like a date rapist....honkin the moms hooter is one thing, but the 13yo?? thats not right, unless she's one of thsoe 13yo's that looks 20 (not that it makes it 'right' either, but sometimes you just can't tell anymore)

 

[JetSpeed219]

Dash8 you are so right, it's almost scary.......

 

[starvingcfi]

i always catch myself looking at things i probably shouldn't be looking at.

 

[Dash8]

i always catch myself looking at things i probably shouldn't be looking at.

yeah, me too, usually at the malls on overnights, and your like

*head swing*
whoooaa....
or
DAMMMNN!!!!

then half a second later, 'oh wait....she's like 16'

 

[KigAir]

i always catch myself looking at things i probably shouldn't be looking at.

I guess that's the advantage of wearing an animal costume for a living. You can look, just DON"T touch.

 

[starvingcfi]

16 is ok. anything lower is just wrong.

 

[Dash8]

16 is ok. anything lower is just wrong.

reckon that depends on where ya live lol

 

[groundpointsix]

If there's grass on the field...
Or so the saying says

 

[starvingcfi]

....or my personal favorite.

get 'em before the...hmm. might offend someone. pm for the rest.

 

[AeroBoy]

Last time I checked people are innocent until proven guilty...or has the Bush Administration recently changed this?? How do we know that this mother/daughter team isn't looking for some bling-bling from Disney's deep pockets? Oh, I'm sorry...nothing like this has EVER happened before

 

[Ty Webb]

One of the newspaper accounts of the "Tailhook" scandal said one of the officers squeezed a female hotel guest's breast and shouted, "Honk!" . . . . . guess the liquor was flowing pretty freely that evening.

If my wife got mad whenever I grabbed her breasts, I think I'd have to get a new wife!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

If my wife got mad whenever I grabbed her breasts, I think I'd have to get a new wife!

Isn't it amazing the amount of sexual harrassment you can get away with by simply being married!!!!!!

 

[ShawnC]

yeah, me too, usually at the malls on overnights, and your like

*head swing*
whoooaa....
or
DAMMMNN!!!!

then half a second later, 'oh wait....she's like 16'

No kidding. We are going to have to start IDing before we start our dates.

 

[Dash8]

No kidding. We are going to have to start IDing before we start our dates.

or we could get those crystals like in logans run

carousel, carousel, carousel


THERE IS NO SANCTUARY!!! CAROUSEL IS A LIEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[ShawnC]

or we could get those crystals like in logans run

carousel, carousel, carousel


THERE IS NO SANCTUARY!!! CAROUSEL IS A LIEEEEEE!!!!!

huh?

 

[Resume Writer]

Dyslexia?? Last I heard that only made you transpose numbers and letters and has nothing to do with the function of your hands. I hate stupid criminals.

I thought that Tigger had big paws. Just wondering - exactly how anyone could do any fondling with those??

Very strange indeed!