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Reuters:
Mesa Airlines Contract Responsible For SARS Outbreak.
In a statement earlier today, the World Health Organization (WHO) has announced they have traced the deadly outbreak of SARS to the Mesa Pilot Contract.
WHO plans to hold an international scientific meeting in Geneva to review the epidemiological, clinical management and laboratory findings on SARS and to discuss global control strategies based on this latest development.
"Originally just a common cold virus while in the TA form, it went crazy after the darn thing was signed," an unnamed source for the WHO stated.
"The plot is beginning to thicken," James Baily of the International Research Center said in a phone interview after the announcement about SARS by the WHO. "Frankly I'm not surprised," he said. "We have been following this contract with great interest over the last few months and have already linked it to the entire collapse of the airline industry."
Baily states that "we have definitive links to it causing the bankruptcy of both United and US Airways, the furloughing of thousands from Delta, CAL and American not to mention its affect on the other regionals."
"It is even responsible for what Whiskey Driver has been saying lately, I mean just look at his inane points of view regarding the industry in general, this is obviously SARS induced mental retardation."
The FBI is now hot on the trail, Reuters has learned. In a statement issued yesterday, the FBI will open a Grand Jury investigation linking the Mesa Contract to 5 of the terrorists involved in the September 11th attacks. "The investigation is obviously in its early stages," Special Agent In Charge Dale Davis said, "but I'm sure this will open a fresh trail to ensure this never happens again."
As this story unfolds, we at Reuters will bring you more updates.
Mesa Airlines Contract Responsible For SARS Outbreak.
In a statement earlier today, the World Health Organization (WHO) has announced they have traced the deadly outbreak of SARS to the Mesa Pilot Contract.
WHO plans to hold an international scientific meeting in Geneva to review the epidemiological, clinical management and laboratory findings on SARS and to discuss global control strategies based on this latest development.
"Originally just a common cold virus while in the TA form, it went crazy after the darn thing was signed," an unnamed source for the WHO stated.
"The plot is beginning to thicken," James Baily of the International Research Center said in a phone interview after the announcement about SARS by the WHO. "Frankly I'm not surprised," he said. "We have been following this contract with great interest over the last few months and have already linked it to the entire collapse of the airline industry."
Baily states that "we have definitive links to it causing the bankruptcy of both United and US Airways, the furloughing of thousands from Delta, CAL and American not to mention its affect on the other regionals."
"It is even responsible for what Whiskey Driver has been saying lately, I mean just look at his inane points of view regarding the industry in general, this is obviously SARS induced mental retardation."
The FBI is now hot on the trail, Reuters has learned. In a statement issued yesterday, the FBI will open a Grand Jury investigation linking the Mesa Contract to 5 of the terrorists involved in the September 11th attacks. "The investigation is obviously in its early stages," Special Agent In Charge Dale Davis said, "but I'm sure this will open a fresh trail to ensure this never happens again."
As this story unfolds, we at Reuters will bring you more updates.
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