This just in: Arizona beats Carolina...

cactusboy53

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ESPN News.....While the Phoenix Cardinals have just won tonights game, a statement from Carolina has just been delivered:

The Cardinals touchdowns will not count. The Panthers are more experienced than the West team. A win won't count and the Panthers will decertify the NFL and join the CFL and go by DOH!

Stay tuned for further updates. The next question is if Philly wins, and the Card's beat them....then what??

Note: This report in jest was plagiarized from another board, but it was just too much fun to re-post it. GO CARDINALS; KURT WARNER....NOT TOO BAD FOR AN OLD GUY!
 

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This NOT just in: your entire airline (east and west) is a turd that needs to be flushed...
 

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Apparently you did not post on the correct forum......

This forum actually concerns major airline discussions, not major nimrod sports crap from idiots like you.

-That is a different forum, sir.
 

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Apparently you did not post on the correct forum......

This forum actually concerns major airline discussions, not major nimrod sports crap from idiots like you.

-That is a different forum, sir.
Apparently you didn't read the original post.
 

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Even though Arizona won the latest confrontation, the Phoenix roster will be downsized the Charlotte one will be expanded. Pehaps soon the rosters can be combined, and they can play as one team. Oh, wait...
 

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Even though Arizona won the latest confrontation, the Phoenix roster will be downsized the Charlotte one will be expanded. Pehaps soon the rosters can be combined, and they can play as one team. Oh, wait...
Alright, that's twice........PHOENIX does not have an NFL team, ARIZONA does!

Headquarters in Tempe, stadium in Glendale.
 

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"This NOT just in: your entire airline (east and west) is a turd that needs to be flushed..."

"Apparently you did not post on the correct forum......
This forum actually concerns major airline discussions, not major nimrod sports crap from idiots like you.

-That is a different forum, sir."


In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka (Stripes, 1981): "LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS."
 

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Apparently you did not post on the correct forum......

This forum actually concerns major airline discussions, not major nimrod sports crap from idiots like you.

-That is a different forum, sir.
C'mon if you can't talk s--t about football, what is this world coming to?
 

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lol! The west finally got something to go their way!
 

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Alright, that's twice........PHOENIX does not have an NFL team, ARIZONA does!

Headquarters in Tempe, stadium in Glendale.
Dallas Cowboys
Stadium:Irving
Next year: Arlington

Have you guys seen it from the air? It's at the south end of the field.
 

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I tried to find the lav dump button several times for that very reason....
 

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I love watching football and the underdog....go Cards!
 

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Alright, that's twice........PHOENIX does not have an NFL team, ARIZONA does!

Headquarters in Tempe, stadium in Glendale.
Oh right! Glendale, nine miles from Phoenix, point taken!
 

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And technically it's also the CARLOLINA, and not CHARLOTTE, Panthers. That basically renders the US analogy invalid.

Now, regarding last night's game- Panthers WTF over!
 
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