This is hilarious!

[Resume Writer]

Hopefully this link will work.

http://archangel.clubchat.com/blonde.html

Thank goodness I grew up with a father that was a car dealer!

Kathy

 

[U-I pilot]

ROTFLMAO! Are there really people this dumb in the world......i mean seriously......thats a joke right? WOW.........

 

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

Lmao Funny chit

 

[Timebuilder]

Kinda speaks to what I was saying in the other thread about the decline of education.

I could almost imagine her writing the check....

 

[Pilot124]

There are a ton more of these under audio at
www.ebaumsworld.com

Its a good thing the back tires weren't on the front..That could cause a problem.

 

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

Thank God he discovered the low halogen fluid.

 

[Pilot124]

Thank God he discovered the low halogen fluid.

Not only that TA...He was also a genetleman and recomended two transmissions. People are sure sure going out of their way to help people now a days. TA any more news with that girl?

 

[TEXAN AVIATOR]

Not only that TA...He was also a genetleman and recomended two transmissions. People are sure sure going out of their way to help people now a days. TA any more news with that girl?

Oh my… How could I forget the other transmission? We're going out to lunch Wednesday. Can't say much more, her father could be spying on me.

 

[7B2]

I don't get it...

 

[Dubya]

Funny story?

You may think it is funny...this post reminded me of a girl I dated in high school. I drove my moms Honda Civic...4 door, 4 cyl. on a few of our dates and the Civic had rear defrost controlled by a push button with the image of heat rising on it...if you can picture that ...anyway, I had her convinced that it controlled the Super Turbo Boost.....lmao ...she ate it up. All I would do is stomp down on the gas when I pushed the button and the car would lurch forward and accelerate a bit...then I would shut it right off telling her I couldn't leave it on because it was hard to control the car at the speeds we would see with the Super Turbo Boost on!!!

According to her I drove the fastest car around! A HONDA CIVIC 4 DOOR SEDAN!!! LMAO....it was all I could do to keep a straight face. Very entertaining.

God I was a prankster.

W

 

[dmspilot00]

He was also a genetleman and recomended two transmissions. People are sure sure going out of their way to help people now a days.

Yeah, and he really saved her a lot of money by suggesting not having a reverse!

 

[Resume Writer]

I had a friend in college who could have easily been the girl in that conversation.

I will never forget when we pulled up to put gas in the car, she had NO clue what to do. BTW, she did NOT grow up back east where they pump the gas for you. I was just amazed because I grew up with a dad in the car business and the minute I turned 16, I was driving cars for him at the auction, he was teaching me how to test oil pressure, and everything else that could come up.

When I was married and we bought our first car together, I remember telling my husband to sit in the passenger side and to let me test drive it. (his family had never bought anything but a brand new car) On that test drive I found an alignment problem and the u-joints were totally shot. I got them to fix everything for free, give us a rental car and pay us about $1500 more for the trade than we paid for the car three years before after they tried to screw us over by way lowballing the price. (I pointed out all the add-ons in the back of the Blue Book - thank goodness dad taught me how to read one) I also got them to knock about $4000 off the price of the car we were buying! At the end of the deal I remember the guy saying to me, "How did you know all this stuff?" I replied, "Daddy was in the car business for 46 years!" So fun to beat them at their own game!

Kathy

 

[jetexas]

I drove a car with a digital speedometer. I used to press the kph button and then tell my girlfriend at the time that we were going over a hundred mph (we were actually more like 75mph). It was priceless..she'd look out the window and then at the speedometer with this curious look.