This been posted yet? TSA behavior detector?

[JPAustin]

http://www.eyesforlies.blogspot.com/2007/08/tsa-behavior-detection-officers.html

Boy, now you can't be hungover OR tired. Keep those smiles going through security, or Bubba the Behavioral Psychologist is gonna git ya!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Can anyone spare an extra soma?

(Brave New World) :erm:

 

[Inconceivable]

"..all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides, they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a TSA Beta. Alpha Airline Pilot children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a TSA Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They..."

 

[F/O]

Nice.....so working as a cashier in the hood at 7-11 one day and a TSA "behavioral specialist" the next?

 

[JPAustin]

Nice.....so working as a cashier in the hood at 7-11 one day and a TSA "behavioral specialist" the next?

Well, atleast the 7-11 types are trained to recognize "patrons" who wish to rob them.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Well, atleast the 7-11 types are trained to recognize "patrons" who wish to rob them.

True story.

Several years ago, a few teenagers walked into a 7-11 and proceeded to pilfer some beer. Typical of teens, some might say. The manager, realizing they were stealing, locked the doors to prevent them from leaving without payment. This manager was fired by corporate HQ because this was deemed an action which technically "interfered with a robbery." Company policy is that you get the thieves out and NOT impede the theft or robbery in anyway as this may place the customers in danger.


So basically, grab the beer and run. They won't stop ya!

 

[mamba20]

You gotta be kidding me. Anyone see that movie V for Vendetta? If this crap keeps up we are not far from that.

 

[chitownpilot]

You gotta be kidding me. Anyone see that movie V for Vendetta? If this crap keeps up we are not far from that.

thats a great flick! I think I'll go watch it now..

 

[cjcpilot]

You should be able to smile, cry, pout, weep and even be afraid without worry that you are going to set off well-trained personnel.


Since when has TSA been well-trained at anything?

 

[CA1900]

These experts have determined that fear and disgust are the key things to look for because they can hint of deception.

HA!

I likely exude disgust every time I go through the dog-and-pony show that they call "security." Doubly so when I get tagged for a wand-job because I dared by a last-minute one-way ticket. Mo-rons, I tell ya.