Poppa Hodax
Well-known member
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2004
- Posts
- 85
- *Bing Bong* ”May I have a cup of coffee, please?”
- BBQ in AUS
- Chick-Fil-A in CVG
- Long overnights in MMTY
- Long overnights in YUL
- Discovering late in the day that I haven't read the Life Section
- Trying to get the last word in with Buzz
- Discovering the previous crew left their magazines
- Especially if one of those magazines is Maxim
- “You are leading the pack. Keep your speed up.”
- Long overnights in AUS
- F/As with deeply held convictions on thongs. And they show you.
- The ATL controller who says “Contact Depaaaaaaaaaahhhture.”
- The ATL controllers who say “SEEYA!”
- Beating the Sudoku on Friday.
- And the crossword puzzle.
- And the word jumble.
- F/As that bring all the People and Entertainment Weekly type magazines passengers left on the plane to the flight deck.
- The crazy van driver in VPS
- Telling the passengers the other pilot made that bad landing.
- “Give me some S-turns.”
- Airports with free wireless internet.
- Statistically speaking, there is at least one hot female passenger per leg.
- “We took your trip for training.”
- Thinking about how the pilot currently making his PA announcement on center frequency is going to get heckled when he finishes.
- Passengers that say “Thank you.”
- Getting slam dunked by student controllers at VPS.
- “Your gate is open.”
- Swapping snacks with SkyWest crews.
- New hire F/As.
- Stalking British Airways F/As just to hear them speak.
- Coming to work to find no Jepps update
- F/As that kindly offer a cup of coffee in the Rube Goldberg plastic/Styrofoam cup homemade thermos so that the coffee is still warm when I finally get a chance to drink it
- The charged Hat/No Hat debate
- Ditto the Blinky Wheels on the roll aboard debate