Things I Hate About Flying the Line

[acaTerry]

acaTerry? Just like the other thread...having fun with a topic. Have a laugh. Heck have two. I bet you are blast in the cockpit. Is that you Captain Obvious?

Maybe you can tell me how to calculate fuel...I bet you are good at it. That whole pounds to gallons thing is a head scratcher.

Oh...and let me make sure I understand you correctly...you believe it is his JOB to quiz me WHILE i'm hand flying the approach? Furthermore...it's a Checkairman's job to quiz me...not Captain Obvious.

W

MAybe I came on a bit strong. I was being facetious. No offense meant there, its just my way. Sorry.

 

[Dubya]

Make sure you use that answer on your interview for next job. Let me know how it works. If you like women, beer, flying and keep an open mind your life will be a lot better

Good God. I'm not going to explain my motives for this thread again. Did someone set off an anti humor device of some kind in the atmosphere?

N311HK...laugh dude..seriously...it's looking in the mirror of our daily lives and laughing at it.

So...just to set the record straight here for all those with chemical imbalances...I enjoy my work...I look forward to seeing my co-workers...well all except Captain Obvious...so instead of trying to give me life advice...see some humor and add to the list...sheesh.

W

 

[indianboy7]

Good God. I'm not going to explain my motives for this thread again. Did someone set off an anti humor device of some kind in the atmosphere?

N311HK...laugh dude..seriously...it's looking in the mirror of our daily lives and laughing at it.

So...just to set the record straight here for all those with chemical imbalances...I enjoy my work...I look forward to seeing my co-workers...well all except Captain Obvious...so instead of trying to give me life advice...see some humor and add to the list...sheesh.

W

I think I've flown with the Captain and F/A you speak of..........as for the bad packs, if I ever fly with you and the cockpit is above 25C, I'm gonna kick you square in the berries...and then show you how to make the F/A bitch all day about the plane being too cold......practice young one...practice....imp:

 

[Dubya]

I think I've flown with the Captain and F/A you speak of..........as for the bad packs, if I ever fly with you and the cockpit is above 25C, I'm gonna kick you square in the berries...and then show you how to make the F/A bitch all day about the plane being too cold......practice young one...practice....imp:

#1...young one? I'm pushin' four score.

B...if you kick me in the berries...make sure I don't get back up:uzi:

#3...i'd much rather have a quiet FA than one that beetches

W

 

[Bluto]

Did someone set off an anti humor device of some kind in the atmosphere?

N311HK...laugh dude..seriously...

Um, the only anti-humor device I saw was, in fact, your post. Sorry to be the one to point it out, but I flew the airplane you fly, probably with the same crews, and to the same airports and there were volumes of stuff more funny than what you wrote. All you really did was whine, and that's not funny.

Here's a little clue, next time you want to tell a joke, if it's really funny, you won't have to TELL PEOPLE TO LAUGH.

Love and kisses,
Captain Obvious
p.s. That little indian boy (little, ha!) can work the packs like nobody's bidness (or could when he was an FO), you should listen to him.

 

[Dubya]

Um, the only anti-humor device I saw was, in fact, your post. Sorry to be the one to point it out, but I flew the airplane you fly, probably with the same crews, and to the same airports and there were volumes of stuff more funny than what you wrote. All you really did was whine, and that's not funny.

Here's a little clue, next time you want to tell a joke, if it's really funny, you won't have to TELL PEOPLE TO LAUGH.

Love and kisses,
Captain Obvious
p.s. That little indian boy (little, ha!) can work the packs like nobody's bidness (or could when he was an FO), you should listen to him.

Ok...so you didn't find it funny, it was just a rebuttal to the other thread dude. So you're cool 'cause you want to shoot my thread down too. Big man. Furthermore, if you did really fly with the same crews I do..then you would know that we laugh and gripe about this stuff all the time.

Unfortunately theres too many people that you have to prod to get them to laugh. Funniest part is your post was the most predictable part of my thread. "I'm gonna be funnier and mock this". Way to go. Way to shoot down my thread hero. You win.

W

 

[A Squared]

Ok...so you didn't find it funny, it was just a rebuttal to the other thread dude.

I gotta agree with some of hte oters, it was just a bunch of whining and sniveling, and not particularly creative or humorous whining and sniveling.

#1...young one? I'm pushin' four score.

Really??? you're almost 80???? You got some sort of unlimited waiver to the age 60 rule?

I think that "young one" comment was a result of the maturity level suggested by your post. I was guessing that you were about 22 and knew it all. Imagine my surprise upon discoveing you're almost 80

 

[learflyer]

I think the heat is getting to ya,

Stay Cool!

Nah, he's just regretting the idiot he voted for TWICE.