The fattest pilot you ever flew with...

[Squanto]

I'm sure there are some great stories about "the fattest pilot you flew with.....or saw at the airport". I once flew with a guy who's belt buckle pointed straight down he was so dam# fat. How is walked out of his car to the doc to get his medical in the first place was a mystery. These are the first people to go to sleep on you in cruise and snore like the devil. You know the type. Once you land its, "Where are going to eat?" Lets hear about the 'em.

 

[MQAAord]

There was a pilot at my first airline who was SO fat, there's NO FREAKING WAY he would have fit out the top hatch of the ATR.

Actually, now that I think about it, there were lots of fat pilots there............

 

[olympus593]

Try www.uglypeople.com plenty of F/A for You...

 

[xjsparkchaser]

Pilots have to be big to keep the plane balanced when all those big f/a walk to the back of the plane...

 

[Thedude]

Once flew with an F/A that carried her own seat belt extender

 

[RUNWAYHOG]

How do you get a Delta F/A throug the cock pit door??

 

[RUNWAYHOG]

Put a twinkie on the dash!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hagar17]

Olympus, nice CANS!!