teenagere starts fractional program...

[wingnutt]

teenager starts...airline???

[font=Arial,]Job Listing Information[/font]​

Job Listing ID:315 Ad Views:546 Ad started:Mar 11 Company Name BrittAir Contact Name B.K. Email Address [email protected] Phone Number 507-271-1494 Address 4645 Twilight St. SE City Rochester State MN Country USA Website http:// flybritt.com Minimum Requirements $8,000/share [font=Arial,]Description[/font]We are an airline in Minnesota that is strictly in the "Research and Planning" stages. We need investors, who are also willing to fulfill management positions. $8,000/Share and there are 2450 shares available. We will operate to the Caribbean and Mexico. Flying Boeing 757-200 jets. Airline's soul creator is a 15yr old, with significant aviation knowledge and passion. He will only serve as the creator/Lead stock holder. An experienced executive branch needs to be created to launch investment seminars. Apply if you are willing to invest. BrittAir will have contracts drawn up protecting your investments.

 

[wingnutt]

...double post

 

[MarineGrunt]

CitationKid???

 

[100LL... Again!]

Should read "SOLE creator".

fishy.

 

[Lead Sled]

Should read "SOLE creator".

Perhaps sole investor as well.

'Sled

 

[jknight8907]

Gee this guy can create souls? He's talented....

 

[Ollie]

CitationKid???

My first thought exactly!

 

[walkoshame]

Better him than JO!!!!

 

[avbug]

I believe that in addition to serious investors they're presently shopping for an executive assistant who can drive the soul creator from soccer practice to the board meetings. Somebody with say, a drivers license.

My math has never been good, but seems that this genius wants nineteen and a half mill to open his own airline. Also seems that most airlines these days lose a whole lot more than that quarterly.

I think the thing to do is declare bankrupcy before opening the doors. That leaves the field wide open.

"Soul creator" probably refers to his fifteen year old girlfriend, with whom he's in trouble...which also explains the investment fee. Gotta put something away for college for the little guy.

Lots of B757 traffic to the Carribian. I think he should start with Bimini and then branch out...perhaps the first one should have floats.

 

[jetlink511]

britt air

strange thread

very reminiscent of http://www.vivainternational.org

viva airlines is a publicly traded shell game that has actually ipo'd. the investors of this airline could probably drop $8000 or so and pickup a share of ol' Britt's airline, seems like an equally wise investment.

rigod**CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**diculous thinks me...

 

[User546]

From the BrittAir website:

"BrittAir has made the decision of flying Boeing 757-200 airplanes, as opposed to the previous plans that included the Boeing 727. The group would like to extend a special thanks to Jeffrey Sicular, a decorated individual in the airline industry, for spreading his vast knowledge with us."

Anyone know who this Jeffrey Sicular fellow is? He must be well known if he's a decorated individual in the airline industry!

The fact that he originally picked the wrong appropriate airplane (727), leads you to think this kid maybe (going out on a stretch here) have any idea what it takes to run an airline???!!!

 

[avbug]

One of those microsoft airlines, perhaps?

 

[aeronautic1]

Jeffery Sicular

He used to be chief pilot for Planet Airways, hence the 727 idea.

 

[User546]

He used to be chief pilot for Planet Airways, hence the 727 idea.

And Planet Airways was who and when???

 

[JB74]

it is very important for the consumer to know that every other airline is over charging because they are to big and need to cover all there costs.

I love it.

 

[wingnutt]

there...thier?

eh, who cares, just send him his 19 million, dammit!

 

[mattpilot]

i wonder if i can be their "soul" pilot?

 

[uwochris]

But... how many of us would take a job as a pilot working for this kid?

 

[jknight8907]

Well, that depends on what the salary numbers look like....

 

[aeronautic1]

Mommy!!!!

Mommy, I lost $46 million dollars last quarter. I think I need a spanking. No wait. A time out instead!!

 

[Dave Siegel]

From the BrittAir website:

Anyone know who this Jeffrey Sicular fellow is? He must be well known if he's a decorated individual in the airline industry!

The fact that he originally picked the wrong appropriate airplane (727), leads you to think this kid maybe (going out on a stretch here) have any idea what it takes to run an airline???!!!

I think Jeffrey worked at Morris Air about 12 years ago. Great guy and former golfing pal. The kid will probably do better than most airline managers would by simply throwing darts, flipping coins, or consulting the magic 8-ball.

Nothing for the LCCs to worry about.