Tech Q's....

[avbug]

You elected to make the statement. If you didn't want a reply, particuarly one quoting your own words, then don't make the statement in the first place.

You find that basic aerodynamics are only for the advanced ATP...who usually doesn't seem to know the material either, then?

It's no wonder that students aren't getting taught enough today, if the attitude is that some of these things are just too advanced for them. Best yet, why teach even the basics...dumb it all down. No more terms like "elevators," or "ailerons." We'll just call them the flippy up and downy things on the ends of the wings. The explaination of lift can be replaced with PFM, and when we discuss ground effect, let's just say "you don't need to know that. It's enough to know that it just is."

Or would that be ATP 202?

 

[CA1900]

...dumb it all down. No more terms like "elevators," or "ailerons." We'll just call them the flippy up and downy things on the ends of the wings.

I had a student years ago who actually used the term "pedal thingys" while having a friendly chat with our local DPE. Uggggggh.



Minor thread derailment that has very little to do with the topic at hand. I think I've already told this story, but what the heck:

This student's father, a USAir pilot, wanted her to get done "over the summer," because Embry Riddle's training department was backed up, and they wanted her to have the private ahead of time. I made it clear that I never make time promises, but we'd make as much progress as we could, and I recommended scheduling at least four times a week.

Oh, boy... She got lost on both solo cross-country flights I sent her on (she missed Lake Okeechobee in Florida!), forgot how the VOR worked at the end of every lesson (apparently), and numerous other things (like "pedal thingies") that just told me she wasn't nearly ready. I don't send people to checkrides if they're not ready. The fact that she missed several of our appointments didn't help the ambitious schedule her father had set up in his mind.

She was a good enough stick, but just couldn't divide her attention between flying and everything else that goes along with being a pilot. (On one of our remedial cross-countries, I watched her keep waiting and waiting for a ground checkpoint that was only 5 miles past the previous one. After 10 minutes of total fixation, looking for a point that was now well behind us, I realized part of the problem.)

So daddy calls me up towards the end of the summer, wondering when the checkride would be scheduled. I was honest: at the rate we were progressing, she was at least another four to six weeks away. He went ballistic, accused me of "milking her," and cussed me out saying "you promised she'd be done by the end of the summer!"

"Ah, no, I specifically said I would not commit to a time frame, and for exactly this reason. Some people grasp it quicker than others, and she still has a lot of work to do before she'll be ready."

He hung up on me, and that was the last I heard from either one of them... or so I thought. The day before I'm about to leave for a week's vacation in December, I get a call from her out of the blue: "Hey, I'm in town for the week, and I want to finish up!"

Nothing like calling at the last minute, right before a holiday, and trying to book a bunch of time. I told her I was going to see my family the next day and would be gone for a week. Obviously she wasn't going to be in town for two weeks, so she asked if there was anyone else available.

Why, yes there is... the jackass instructor in the cubicle next to me, who never, ever took a single day off the whole time he was there, was more than happy to take her -- and anybody else whose instructor had the day off. :angryfire (I also overheard him telling one of his students, when I got hired at my airline job, that he "didn't consider flying a 1900 a real airline job," and that he was "holding out for a real opportunity." Karma being what she is, he ended up at Mesa -- flying a 1900! There is justice in the world.)


Anyway... he never asked for a briefing on this student or anything from me. He reviewed her logbook, flew with her three times and signed her off for the checkride.

She failed it with aplomb. :0


If there's only one thing in my life that I regret, it's not having a chance to say "I told ya so" to her father. He was like the grown-up version of a soccer dad, screaming at the coach! Kinda sad.

And thus ends my rant for the evening. imp:

 

[FatesPawn]

Or would that be ATP 202?

Thanks avbug. I learned something on this thread. Really. You weren't a help.

It's tough learning if you don't ask questions, but you don't seem interested in offering anything more than sarcasm, criticism and complaints about what "students are being taught today." I was only engaging in a conversation. See my smiley faces? Relax a little bit next time someone questions your statements. Perhaps next time you'll realize a question CAN be just a question sometimes.

-fate

 

[avbug]

Unlike you, I offered a full explaination to the questions asked. What don't you seem to understand? You felt that it was too much of an explaination, told us it was "ATP 303," too much for the average pilot.

In fact, your contribution here has been...

Had I knew these were silly interview type questions, I would have put on my cypherin cap and posted some intricate scatter graphs to dazzle the crown imp:

Well, then, dazzle us, brightspark. When you're done learning private pilot 101, that is.

 

[FatesPawn]

Well, then, dazzle us, brightspark. When you're done learning private pilot 101, that is.

You are continually demeaning. It's senseless to continue.

My comments you quoted were obviously in jest, but you seem to be too rigid in your thinking to see that.

My point was, that I KNOW I didn't offer a full explanation. Had I known ASH was looking for INTERVIEW answers, I'd have kept my distance. Like I said, I was just "taking a stab" at things. I'm sure He'll do well with your expert tutelage.

So, are we done here, or what?

-fate

 

[avbug]

So, are we done here, or what?

Not so long as you keep replying, we're not.

You're staying away from the questions because they're interview questions, then? How did you make it to be a 7,000 hour SWA F/O? Faked your way in, or got a pass for heart covered underwear? Perhaps this was your answer in the interview...

So, the correct interview answer to "During what phase of flight is lift the greatest" is:

The phase where the stew brings me my cocktail.

Probably your favorite phase of flight, but that wasn't really the question now, was it?

Of course, one who isn't pretending to fly or an airline would have said "flight attendant," but we can let that pass. You're still struggling on private pilot 101, so knowing the basic terminology of the job you're pretending to do should come later.

See my smiley faces?

No. Have you any?

If it's an interview answer, just say type 1 then type 4 to get re-deiced. When they question you further, your dazzle them with your Flightinfo level of understanding of their new question.

Unfortunately, he won't be able to use your "crown dazzling" answers, as you weren't able to provide any. Presumably these comments are fair game, as you didn't include your smiley faces with them to show us you were only kidding.

I would assume that Vmcg is always lower than Vmca because the friction of the tires would aid in directional control... Would I be wrong?

Why, yes! You would be wrong. But at least you're consistant. And next to the drunkard russian, quite possibly the cheapest entertainment going on the board, right now. No smiley faces again.

 

[FatesPawn]

So we're done then. Got it. Thanks.