Talk to me Goose

[Flylo]

Watch out Mar!!

I can give you some good pick-up lines in Mandarin though. Try these and let me know if you get slapped in the face or not .
Jintian wanshang yo kung ma ? = Are you free tonight ? .TP

That may be a different dialect but, in the Chinese I used to speak, I'm pretty sure that means:


"I understand you enjoy sex with animals."




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[vschip]

Any luck Mar? I've got one of those fun 25 hour layovers there next Tuesday, any tips?

 

[mar]

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Surfed the web til my fingers bled.
Later watched Austin Powers instead.
And then a tsunami, thousands dead.

Tips for PVG:

Yeah, the gokarts are fun.
The shopping is good, never pay more than half.
Wear your seat belt in the taxi.

I hope you have better weather.

Sex w/ animals? I thought that was Tijuana?

G'night, mornin', whatever.

 

[typhoonpilot]

That may be a different dialect but, in the Chinese I used to speak, I'm pretty sure that means:

"I understand you enjoy sex with animals."

Why do you think I asked him to let me know if he got slapped in the face or not ?

Just for the record, Wo tingshou ni xihuan gen dungwu dzwo ai, would be the proper way to say the above phrase. Unfortunately I can't put the tones in, so they lose a little in the translation.


TP

 

[N2264J]

Re: Talk to me Goose...

Tell me a joke, give me a riddle or a puzzle.

Remember the 1976 flic "Network?" Good movie but I doubt if you'll see it rerun on TV. I suspect television excutives are uncomfortable with the content.

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechnetwork2.html

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechnetwork3.html

 

[KigAir]

www.thehun.net

 

[LR25]

Booze!

Set about 3 alarms, wake up call, and get a raging drunk going. Next thing you know, your puting your uniform on.

Hey Mar, who are you flying for?