Swine Flu

[BILL LUMBERG]

....Pig's got personality.

 

[Dumb Pilot]

....Pig's got personality.

Better be a charming mother%$^#&* pig

 

[Colonel Savage]

But bacon tastes gooood!

Do you pine for swine?

 

[~~~^~~~]

Are you aching for some Bacon?

 

[~~~^~~~]

So this Mexican, a bird and a pig are in a bar and the pig winks and asks the bird, what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

The bird says, I dunno.

Roberto gets up and walks out of the bar.

 

[pilotgolfer]

Thank goodness Tilton is heading up the ATA at such an important time![/quote]


I wouldn't be surprized if the source of the swine virus won't be traced back to Tilton and Wacker Drive.

 

[Colonel Savage]

Thank goodness Tilton is heading up the ATA at such an important time!


I wouldn't be surprized if the source of the swine virus won't be traced back to Tilton and Wacker Drive.

I'm sure other viruses have been.

 

[Colonel Savage]

Are you aching for some Bacon?

Guess not. I ate too muck pork and now I'm smartin' from the fartin'...

 

[SLUF4]

The media loves to stir us into a panic about anything-just look at the economy headlines, this swine flu, sars, etc...

 

[Stifler's Mom]

There is more paranoia and fear to this than it warrants. Like 150 people total, worldwide have died. That is what % of the people on this planet? Like .000000000000000000001 percent?

This makes for good ratings and keeps Sanjay Gupta/CNN's ratings up there.

One thing that separates the Swine virus from the Avian Flu, is that the Swine Flu is able to be passed from human to human, whereas the Avian Flu was not passed this way.

I agree about the media. Most of the news segments show people wearing face masks, etc.