Sweet Mother of God!!!!!!

[rice]

You Have Got to be $hitting Me!!!!!!
No F'ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Citation 501 Captain (US/Spain) 12/08 (contact information updated)

Captain position for Single Pilot operation of a Citation 501-FJ-44 Eagle II aircraft being serial number 501-0238, N737RJ. Requirements include 1000 Total Flight Hours, 750 Multi, and 500 Jet PIC. Preference will be given to those with a Citation 500 type rating. Aircraft will operate between San Francisco, California, and Malaga, Spain. Target state date is ASAP. If qualified,var emailarray4930= new Array(99,105,116,97,116,105,111,110,53,48,49,106,111,98,64,97,111,108,46,99,111,109)var postemail4930=''for (i=0;i

 

[Gulfstream 200]

You Have Got to be $hitting Me!!!!!!
No F'ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Citation 501 Captain (US/Spain) 12/08 (contact information updated)

Captain position for Single Pilot operation of a Citation 501-FJ-44 Eagle II aircraft being serial number 501-0238, N737RJ. Requirements include 1000 Total Flight Hours, 750 Multi, and 500 Jet PIC. Preference will be given to those with a Citation 500 type rating. Aircraft will operate between San Francisco, California, and Malaga, Spain. Target state date is ASAP. If qualified,var emailarray4930= new Array(99,105,116,97,116,105,111,110,53,48,49,106,111,98,64,97,111,108,46,99,111,109)var postemail4930=''for (i=0;i

Damn Rice, that one sounds PERFECT for you!

Now....hows does one go from SFO-Malaga in a Citation. Jeeesus thats scary!

 

[Flying Illini]

what's the pay?

 

[semperfido]

interesting.... sort of like taking a Conestoga Wagon across the Oregon Trail.

 

[2000flyer]

Holy Crap! Just great circle is 5183NM which would equate to about 15 hours (non-stop...hahaha), more figuring Blue Spruce route. So, a MINIMUM of five stops enroute. Good heavens folks, buy a GV and get over it!

Next 1000TT for this type of international work...SINGLE PILOT! Yeah, we'll be reading the NTSB report on this one!

 

[LAZYB]

Do you get guaranteed days off...

and what's the e-mail address to submit.

Gotta figure the QOL is pretty good. Spain right.

 

[semperfido]

single pilot---just some semi-rich guy that needs a safety pilot to help get his put-put to spain a couple times a year.

 

[VVJM265]

Hey, Malaga has got great libery!

 

[rice]

dang Rice, that one sounds PERFECT for you!

Now....hows does one go from SFO-Malaga in a Citation. Jeeesus thats scary!

Love the Avatar buddy!!!!!!!!!
Send that one to me when ya get a chance.
I hear Gumby's taking the plunge next week, hope his fate is better than mine.

 

[some_dude]

Hopefully, the idea is that you fly the airplane by yourself between SFO and Malaga, and Mr. Bigbucks goes first class on Iberia. Then, you fly him around for a few months, and repeat the process in the other direction.

If I didn't have a family and the pay was decent (unlikely, but you never know), it could be a fun gig for a while.

 

[XLDaddy]

who needs fuel stops, just take it straight to 410 for 1200 miles and best glide for the last 4000, piece a' cake.

 

[blzr]

Isn't Citation trying to get air refueling legalised? they would only need a 172 with a small probe to fuel a 501.

 

[XLDaddy]

or 53 c152's spaced just right.

 

[fr8r]

You mean to tell me that they don't REQUIRE you to already have a type rating and 5 zillion hours in type and a golden crotch? it's amazing how ridiculous the minimums are getting! I joined climbto350.com recently and with 3200 hours 500+ turbine and 350+ actual, I barely meet the mins for jobs that I would have been overqualified for when I had 2000 hours?!... AND, they all pay $h1t... I guess that is what happens when you can go from zero to airline pilot in 6 months! Seems like most of the jobs (outside of the commuters) that one with my experience qualifies for, are those that are overseas. Anyhow, sorry for the ranting, I just had to get it off my chest.

 

[Gulfstream 200]

You mean to tell me that they don't REQUIRE you to already have a type rating and 5 zillion hours in type and a golden crotch? it's amazing how ridiculous the minimums are getting! I joined climbto350.com recently and with 3200 hours 500+ turbine and 350+ actual, I barely meet the mins for jobs that I would have been overqualified for when I had 2000 hours?!... AND, they all pay $h1t... I guess that is what happens when you can go from zero to airline pilot in 6 months! Seems like most of the jobs (outside of the commuters) that one with my experience qualifies for, are those that are overseas. Anyhow, sorry for the ranting, I just had to get it off my chest.

take it for face value....

for example, every single job I have gotten to date I have not met the hour "requirements" for.

 

[rice]

take it for face value....

for example, every single job I have gotten to date I have not met the hour "requirements" for.

From what I've heard you still don't . Sorry pal just having a bit-o-fun with ya!
Besides I NEED to vent right about now. Four more days 'til "The Man" gets to keep me down again .

 

[Gulfstream 200]

From what I've heard you still don't . Sorry pal just having a bit-o-fun with ya!
Besides I NEED to vent right about now. Four more days 'til "The Man" gets to keep me down again .

(I have them all fooled....its my mad skills and good looks)

Yes, I heard....you're gonna be beatin the clown up for xmas again this year?



No respect from the man...
Just give them a real psycho look and say "you guys DO KNOW you are poking a sleeping lion, right....."






PS - hey, tell that cute girlfriend of yours I will be over for Xmas dinner....




(sorry man, that was too easy)

 

[Diesel]

i heard about this job overseas.

word is the guy airlines over and has his plane flown over.

 

[FlyFlyFly]

Four more days 'til "The Man" gets to keep me down again

But sir, you are "The Man"...