SWA - Getting our wireless on.

[Whataburger]

"The airline is considering other changes, including in-flight wireless Internet service. Kelly said the Dallas-based carrier expects to equip four planes with wireless service by next June."

This is a quote taken from an article this morning talking about our outlook, gates at LUV, and other stuff.

 

[Daddy]

Wouldnt it be nice to not have to bid and trade around the 25th every month?

 

[AirBadger]

Can't wait to see the first news article about Southwest kicking Joe Sixpack off for looking at porn.

 

[RedDogC130]

Wouldnt it be nice to not have to bid and trade around the 25th every month?

Uhhhh. Chicago center...ughhhh this is Southwest 1234 can we have holding instuctions...we need 30 minutes in holding.........sir I need it now....1 minute until ELITT opens I need to trade these trips next month......

PA: Folks from the flightdeck....sorry to inform you that we will be holding for weather..I mean ATC delays. We should be on the ground in about.....******************** the trip is gone.....I mean in about 45 minutes thank you for you patience.

 

[GuppyWN]

That's too funny!
Rule #1 - Never say f*ck on the P.A.

Gup

 

[Charlie Brown]

Never say $hi!, p!$$, or bucking headwind on the PA.

 

[Whataburger]

late, lost, fire, or +uck.

 

[SWA GUY]

Try not to pull a Spalding and say, "Ratf@rts"!!!!!!

 

[DrewBlows]

Can't wait to see the first news article about Southwest kicking Joe Sixpack off for looking at porn.

I thought that's what the internet was for?

 

[glasspilot1]

late, lost, fire, or +uck.

Smog, going in to LA!

Really!

In the mid '80's TWA flt ops came out with a politically correct memo saying: "Do not use the word "smog" when describing low visibility arriving in LA. It might offend those who live in the LA area." Say "hazy" or "foggy"!

 

[obadie]

Had a buddy make a P.A announcement to the pax right before takeoff. He forgot to turn the P.A back to Comm. His F.O. ripped the cover off the chart holder. He proceeded to say "Now what the Fu(k did you break". Few seconds later the F.A called up and said that went over the P.A. Oops!

 

[elag777]

"The airline is considering other changes, including in-flight wireless Internet service. Kelly said the Dallas-based carrier expects to equip four planes with wireless service by next June."

This is a quote taken from an article this morning talking about our outlook, gates at LUV, and other stuff.

Nothing like copying B6!

 

[Beechnut]

Oh no! This is most certainly the beginning of the end of the initial begininng of the end of jetBlue.

We're DOOMED!!!!

DOOMED I tell you!

Excuse me while I go agitate some dots.

S.

 

[Diesel]

do swa pax even know what a computer is for?

 

[Whataburger]

do swa pax even know what a computer is for?

That was discussed in Post #3.

 

[Oh-ryan]

Smog, going in to LA!

Really!

In the mid '80's TWA flt ops came out with a politically correct memo saying: "Do not use the word "smog" when describing low visibility arriving in LA. It might offend those who live in the LA area." Say "hazy" or "foggy"!

The PC term for the 21st century is "Marine Layer".