SWA Buys Everyone!!

[av8instyle]

Because they are the greatest airline ever!! Even better than Air Tran and Jet Blue! But not Fedex or UPS! But better than Delta!, wait, United!

See how long this thread lasts.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Oh, we're better than FEDEX and UPS

 

[Big Beer Belly]

Oh, we're better than FEDEX and UPS

And you get to ask permission to go to the bathroom!

And you get to pass out peanuts while deadheading!

And, if you're a luving team player, you help fish out the trash from the seat pockets and neatly fold the seat belts between turns!

And you have such a fun "last chopper out of Saigon" boarding procedure!

And...

Oh, just some gentle ribbing!

BBB

 

[AC560]

And you have such a fun "last chopper out of Saigon" boarding procedure!

So funny but true!

 

[Hpilot]

I'd rather be Delta

Hold on while I scribble my two weeks notice on a napkin, "I quit".

 

[ATRCAPT]

For your information it's called "full contact boarding"

 

[Big Beer Belly]

For your information it's called "full contact boarding"

LOL!

Lemme tell ya... nothing beats the chick magnet brown polyester uniform I'm sportin'!


BBB

 

[capt. megadeth]

LOL!

Lemme tell ya... nothing beats the chick magnet brown polyester uniform I'm sportin'!


BBB

Is it the old chick magnet one or the new and improved "we don't match" chick magnet one?

 

[Big Beer Belly]

Is it the old chick magnet one or the new and improved "we don't match" chick magnet one?

The new one with the BROWN pants, BLACK belt, socks and shoes of course!

Perhaps what really sets the ladies on fire is the drapery pattern on the ties? Next time some classy broad paws me in the terminal I'm gunna ask just which part of this chick-pleasing outfit sent her naughty thermometer into orbit!

BBB

 

[swa737-700]

And you get to ask permission to go to the bathroom!

And you get to pass out peanuts while deadheading!

And, if you're a luving team player, you help fish out the trash from the seat pockets and neatly fold the seat belts between turns!

And you have such a fun "last chopper out of Saigon" boarding procedure!

And...

Oh, just some gentle ribbing!

BBB

And, you get paid more than any other pilots in the industry!