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From what I understand, one wouldn't have seen the article of clothing that she was missing on the TSA video.
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San Diego, California - Real life college student and Hooters waitress 23-year-old, Kyla Ebbert, was nearly thrown off a Southwest airline flight by a crew member for allegedly dressing too provocatively for their self-proclaimed family airline. She was only able to retain her seat after she was forced to lower her high-rise mini-skirt to cover more of her shapely legs and pull up her top to prevent the possibly of exposing any cleavage, though none was showing at the time, and disclose she was taking the flight to go see her doctor.
Ironically, it was not the way Ebbert was dressed when she got on the plane that first drew the attention of the Southwest airline flight crew, it was her behavior. Reportedly, just after she took her aisle seat, she immediately placed a tip jar on her armrest beside her.
When approached by a passenger if she was collecting for Charity. Ebbert replied, "Charity? Oh no, she has her own tip jar."
After she was informed by a stewardess that solicit money on flights was a prohibited practice, she reportedly was very cooperative and put the already nearly full tip jar away. She apologized profusely and even asked for forgiveness, explaining it was force of habit.
Moreover, while the flight attendants run through their pre-departure routine, she ran up alongside and began to lip-synch what the stewardess was saying before grabbing a glass of water and throwing it on her own chest.
"That not fair," said Ebbert. "I thought it was a karaoke wet t-shirt contest."
However, what really annoyed the flight crew was when she began to pass out flyers that read: "What to join me in the mile high club? Well then, follow me back to Hooters and get 15% off all domestic beer and all the Hot and Spicy Jalapeno Buffalo Chicken Wings you can eat for free."
That had been enough for one flight crewmember identified only as, "Keith", whose sexuality has now come into question nationally, as he took Ebbert aside and threatened to throw her off the plane.
She was only allowed to stay on board after convincing Keith that there was no other way she could make a medical appointment otherwise.
According to several witnesses, only then did Keith let Ebbert return to her seat.
"Poor thing, she was in tears. And so embarrassed she covered herself up with same blanket the flight crew tried to roll her up in," said an eyewitness aboard the flight.
This upset a number of heterosexual male passengers as well, as they were unable to see Ebbert's white hiked up, way passed her creamy mid-thighs; frayed denim mini-shirt hugging her shapely 23-year-old incredibly fit form.
Not even her green sweater that ran along her sides right through the interior of her upper torso. Starting from the top of her cleavage and slowly working its way down, down her curvaceous coveted Venus like body.
Far beneath her heaving, supple, yet firm ample breasts, her tanned high-heeled sandals that exposed her symmetrically shaped toes that shimmered like the light from twinkling stars far off on the horizon, trapped in the warm atmosphere of a hot summer's midnight sky.
Ironically, it was not the way Ebbert was dressed when she got on the plane that first drew the attention of the Southwest airline flight crew, it was her behavior. Reportedly, just after she took her aisle seat, she immediately placed a tip jar on her armrest beside her.
When approached by a passenger if she was collecting for Charity. Ebbert replied, "Charity? Oh no, she has her own tip jar."
After she was informed by a stewardess that solicit money on flights was a prohibited practice, she reportedly was very cooperative and put the already nearly full tip jar away. She apologized profusely and even asked for forgiveness, explaining it was force of habit.
Moreover, while the flight attendants run through their pre-departure routine, she ran up alongside and began to lip-synch what the stewardess was saying before grabbing a glass of water and throwing it on her own chest.
"That not fair," said Ebbert. "I thought it was a karaoke wet t-shirt contest."
However, what really annoyed the flight crew was when she began to pass out flyers that read: "What to join me in the mile high club? Well then, follow me back to Hooters and get 15% off all domestic beer and all the Hot and Spicy Jalapeno Buffalo Chicken Wings you can eat for free."
That had been enough for one flight crewmember identified only as, "Keith", whose sexuality has now come into question nationally, as he took Ebbert aside and threatened to throw her off the plane.
She was only allowed to stay on board after convincing Keith that there was no other way she could make a medical appointment otherwise.
According to several witnesses, only then did Keith let Ebbert return to her seat.
"Poor thing, she was in tears. And so embarrassed she covered herself up with same blanket the flight crew tried to roll her up in," said an eyewitness aboard the flight.
This upset a number of heterosexual male passengers as well, as they were unable to see Ebbert's white hiked up, way passed her creamy mid-thighs; frayed denim mini-shirt hugging her shapely 23-year-old incredibly fit form.
Not even her green sweater that ran along her sides right through the interior of her upper torso. Starting from the top of her cleavage and slowly working its way down, down her curvaceous coveted Venus like body.
Far beneath her heaving, supple, yet firm ample breasts, her tanned high-heeled sandals that exposed her symmetrically shaped toes that shimmered like the light from twinkling stars far off on the horizon, trapped in the warm atmosphere of a hot summer's midnight sky.
Bobby Orr 4
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Keith must be attempting to win bonus points in Dallas. Maybe he wants to take over recruitment for in flight. Let the 'girls' in Dallas he would never ever let such a physical speciman enter a new hire class for in flight. Wait a minute...that position is already filled and holding to Keith's standard. What a shame...
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