Stuck Mic ............UH OH..!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kream926]

not a stuck mic story but just as good

if you have one of them planes that has the hand mic stickin in the spot where it belongs (below the tim tab on 72's) if you push the button on that it acts just like a PTT button through the headset. got my instructor once talkin about how he liked black panties. he heard all about it later on on the smoke portch

 

[Airpiraterob]

so travelling along and i hear a lear check on and ....theyre still stuck on. the guy who checked in starts goign on abou x-mas and how his wife already spent his x-mas bonus before he even got a chance to see the check. it was on and on abou all the stuff she bought only for her and all that. the 2nd pilot in the lear agreeing like one normally does in such a conversation. They wer really doggin on her and about anythign else that displeased him. Then a static click off.

and it starts.

"HEY! christmas bonus! you got a stuck mic!"

 

[Beertini]

My wife tells a story about a night flight during her pilot training days:

Airline XYZ: "Houston Center, Airline XYZ checking in at 350."

Sound of mic being put down.

Sound of F/A entering flight deck.

Muffled voice....

Airline XYZ Captain to F/A: "Hey honey, would you be a sweetheart and bring me up a cup of coffee?"

Sound of mic mic clicking off.

At this point my wife turned to her instructor and told him that she couldn't resist...

She keyed her mic and stated (in her sweetest Texas drawl) "Only if you let me sit on your lap."