strange passenger requests

[BEfly]

A charter passenger wanted to convince his wife that he ownedthe airplane so we played along. He tipped us out and after we dropped him off in Stockton it didn't end, his wife learned of flightaware and he had told her that he was sending the airplane away to MX in Vegas!!??!!! We continued the fun and filed for vegas but diverted to PHX. I'd like to know what she thought when the internet said the airplane was in the Bahamas the next week.

A group of guys we took to Daytona for the race wanted to stop on the way back home to Vegas to buy a poker chip set. We chose Tulsa.

Not an inflight request or my flight but our company flew a passenger to Trinidad, CO. for a sex change. Its supposedly the capital of the world for that.

 

[LivestockTony]

There are some great ideas above, thanks guys!

...you are taking the aviation d0uche bag image to a whole new level, my friend.

but... but... my hair's not spiky and I don't even own an ipod!

 

[rettofly]

Pax requests

Had a former owner of the a/c who is rated in it demand that we fly it per his (totally non-approved) operating procedures. Um... not!

 

[JJET44]

Angalina Jolie asked me to pet her kitty if you know what I mean!!!

 

[murfdawg998]

I hate to be the jerk, but you should try bedding some girls as a hobby instead.

Or even watch some baseball.......you are taking the aviation d0uche bag image to a whole new level, my friend.

Amen brother!!!!!!!!!!!! My thoughts exactly

 

[icefr8dawg]

How about the pax start smoking the reefer in the back and you start to smell it. What do you do?

duh, you put the mask on, (maybe and get a month of for detox.....i said no, no no......

 

[Jedi_Cheese]

duh, you put the mask on, (maybe and get a month of for detox.....i said no, no no......

Bzzzzzzz! The answer we were looking for was remind them of the 'puff, puff, pass' rule.:beer:

As I was told, it was in a turbo commander and there wasn't a mask available.

 

[flyguy75000]

Bzzzzzzz! The answer we were looking for was remind them of the 'puff, puff, pass' rule.:beer:

As I was told, it was in a turbo commander and there wasn't a mask available.

Bzzzzz. Wrong answer for you also. It's "puff, puff, give, ni**a......you f*ckin up da roetayshun"

That's if you wanted to get specific, of course.
Big perm, big wurm.........

 

[NCherches]

Angalina Jolie asked me to pet her kitty if you know what I mean!!!

I am guessing if he builds flight simulator profiles that he does NOT know what you mean...

 

[osy007]

duh, you put the mask on, (maybe and get a month of for detox.....i said no, no no......

Gave me a good idea for a scenario....

Turn to O2 mask into a bong. Mix that shiite up with an extra O2 hit and your really flying. Then bounce around the blow up sheep doll.

I'm gonna go put down my comic books and go build that scenario on my FS2004. Whippppieee!