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LivestockTony

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Hi,

I'm in a bit of a slow period at work, so as a hobby I've taken up building missions for Microsoft's Flight Simulator X...

I'm about done with my first (just needs to be voiced), but my next one I want to divert from the navigation/systems failure/flying generally thrust of most of the missions out there and focus on the human factor..

Specifically, in my next mission, the player will be cast as a new-hire private jet captain. His first flight will be a flight from Santa Monica, to [somewhere] and during that flight his passenger will make a bunch of requests- for example, at the start the passenger will demand that the player not fly the noise abatement departure procedure. If the player agrees to all the demands, he fails- the flight will have been unsafe. If he denys all of them, he'll fail (be fired)- some will have been reasonable.

SO...

My question is, what requests have passengers made to you that were strange? Which did you comply with? Which could you not comply with?

I realize that most people who own or charter private aircraft are probably pretty reasonable. And certainly someone who owns or charters a jet should have the air conditioning set how they like it, etc.. And MSFS does not provide options for doing laundry or washing the plane. :) I'm looking more for things that would change the path of the flight.

Thanks,
-TF

(I fly pallets and boxes around myself- if they start to make requests I'm going to run to the National Enquirer, not make a FSX mission out of it. :) And while I do have my own stories, I kind of want to run with this while the idea is still fresh...)
 
Fly the noise abatement profile. ALWAYS.

Other idea.
1. Immediate return to airport for pax forgot their Keys, ipod, crack pipe, etc.
 
How about a passenger who is "a little too into flight sims" and wants you to help make up some trips?
 
Fly the noise abatement profile. ALWAYS.

Other idea.
1. Immediate return to airport for pax forgot their Keys, ipod, crack pipe, etc.

That's a great idea, thanks!

skybert said:
How about a passenger who is "a little too into flight sims" and wants you to help make up some trips?

Haha... I'd obviously consider that a perfectly reasonable request! :laugh:

osy007 said:
A passenger once brought on a blow up sheep doll.

He requested that we make sheep noises while he banged his sheep.

Maybe you could build that scenario into your program?

:eek: um... no.

-TF
 
After you drop off the passenger, you now fly to [somewhere] to pick up fluffy, the family pet.
 
I hate to be the jerk, but you should try bedding some girls as a hobby instead.

Or even watch some baseball.......you are taking the aviation d0uche bag image to a whole new level, my friend.
 
How about the pax start smoking the reefer in the back and you start to smell it. What do you do?
 
Asked to roll a jet, asked for a tour of the Grand Canyon, Asked to fly past the destination and just fly around for another 30 minutes and to keep the door closed. What is the weirdest is not being asked to close the door while two of the freakiest people got it on in a very vocal way. Hope that helps...........and..........get another hobby!!!!!!
 
A charter passenger wanted to convince his wife that he ownedthe airplane so we played along. He tipped us out and after we dropped him off in Stockton it didn't end, his wife learned of flightaware and he had told her that he was sending the airplane away to MX in Vegas!!??!!! We continued the fun and filed for vegas but diverted to PHX. I'd like to know what she thought when the internet said the airplane was in the Bahamas the next week.

A group of guys we took to Daytona for the race wanted to stop on the way back home to Vegas to buy a poker chip set. We chose Tulsa.

Not an inflight request or my flight but our company flew a passenger to Trinidad, CO. for a sex change. Its supposedly the capital of the world for that.
 
Pax requests

Had a former owner of the a/c who is rated in it demand that we fly it per his (totally non-approved) operating procedures. Um... not!
 
I hate to be the jerk, but you should try bedding some girls as a hobby instead.

Or even watch some baseball.......you are taking the aviation d0uche bag image to a whole new level, my friend.

Amen brother!!!!!!!!!!!! My thoughts exactly
 
duh, you put the mask on, (maybe ;) and get a month of for detox.....i said no, no no...... :)
Bzzzzzzz! The answer we were looking for was remind them of the 'puff, puff, pass' rule.:beer:

As I was told, it was in a turbo commander and there wasn't a mask available.
 
Bzzzzzzz! The answer we were looking for was remind them of the 'puff, puff, pass' rule.:beer:

As I was told, it was in a turbo commander and there wasn't a mask available.

Bzzzzz. Wrong answer for you also. It's "puff, puff, give, ni**a......you f*ckin up da roetayshun"

That's if you wanted to get specific, of course.
Big perm, big wurm.........
 
duh, you put the mask on, (maybe ;) and get a month of for detox.....i said no, no no...... :)

Gave me a good idea for a scenario....

Turn to O2 mask into a bong. Mix that shiite up with an extra O2 hit and your really flying. Then bounce around the blow up sheep doll.

I'm gonna go put down my comic books and go build that scenario on my FS2004. Whippppieee!
 

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