Stinky Students

[lowtimeguy]

Here's a trick you might try

Put a little mentholated Vick's Vapo Rub under your nostrils. Seriously. It works.

 

[stlpilot]

This reminds me of the student who had his own aircraft and came in for some instruction to finish his instrument, as he had failed it with a DE out of Chicago. The guy came in looking pretty ragged looking and unshaved. At first we starting flying in the spring when it was still cool out so I figured the faint odor I smelled was coming from the old aircraft interior as some of them start to stink when the get old and a little moisture gets on them. However as the summer heat set in I noticed the smell followed us back into the briefing room. Now I don’t know how to describe this smell except to say that if you want to duplicate it, you should maybe go out and drink all night, eat greasy Mexican food and then take a big dump the next day and wipe your A$$ on your own drawers, then wear them into your flight lesson. So my dilemma was to speak out or stay in tortured silence. A fellow CFI suggested grabbing some of the line guys disposable ear plugs and shoving them up the old nostrils and breath through the mouth while he was under the hood. Well I did it and it worked but one day he got mad and without warning pulled the hood off and instantly looked over at me with these giant orange earplugs sticking out of my shnozz! "What the hell are you doing!" he asked. "Well its time we had a talk on the ground" I said. After landing I informed him of the problem while trying to hold back my tears of embarrassment and laughter. Needless to say I never saw the guy again but I did run into the DE to whom I posed the question of what went wrong on the check ride (without including my experience with him). He said "well he failed for not maintaining +or- 100ft on altitude, but so help me gosh if there was a reg that said I could fail an applicant for not using a bidet after going #2 before an exam then he would have been pink slipped before we even took off."

 

[bobbysamd]

Getting the chix

I hammered this point home by pointing out that nice American girls really liked clean smelling men, just like the soap commercials on TV. Never really had a problem after that.

Now, that's a good suggestion!

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I have a guy I offer breath strips to as soon as we get in the plane. Unfortunately they only seem to work for about 10 minutes.....

Mr. I.

 

[jetexas]

You guys have it all wrong!
You must try to outstink your stinky student to drive the point across. Yardwork, jogging, any kind of farm work around animials, etc prior to a lesson can help. Put some blood bait or shrimp in your flight bag. When your student complains you can then politely remind him that now he knows how YOU feel.
Or you could just hand him a bar of soap and tell him you got it from sporty's.

 

[macfly]

Stinky students, hehe, we have all smelled a little rough from time to time.


What about the pilot mill instructors that fly in Florida? O yeah, the entire lot of start to reek after about 3 of 4 flights in that mid summer humid heat. Ask any student that has trained at a big flight school in Florida, its not the students, its the instructors. To be fair, they can hardly help it.

A bit of advice to those gents that plan on attending on of the big flight schools in FLA, schedule for morning flights!

 

[Guillotine007]

i did have a student for some time that i referred to as "poop breath". It wasn't that he had bad breath, it smelled as if he took a crap on a plate then ate it on the way to the airport.

 

[bobbysamd]

Stinky instructors

What about the pilot mill instructors that fly in Florida? O yeah, the entire lot of start to reek after about 3 of 4 flights in that mid summer humid heat. Ask any student that has trained at a big flight school in Florida, its not the students, its the instructors. To be fair, they can hardly help it.

That was my gig at FSI. If you shower in the morning and use a good deodorant you will not smell. In the Florida pilot mill context, it's really a cultural difference between Americans and many foreign students.

 

[100LL... Again!]

"Listen, you're turning out to be one of my best students, so I have a little something for you. This here is $100 per bar soap - see the logo? They used to give this out on Ivory Airlines back in the stratoliner days. In first class. Funny thing - all my students who used this soap got interviews at United. Really eerie, man. But then, I'm superstitious."

 

[ThomasR]

Stinkaroo

Ever have someone throw-up on you? Luckily helicopters stay aloft for less than two hours. Usually when they heeve it is toward the end of the flight.

Try hauling LRP's [Long Range Patrol] who have been in the field for a week or more eating snakes and bugs, no bath, no shave, no cologne; they think you stink. And who's going to argue ............. / If it is a long flight you might have them with you for four hours. By the end you don't notice it anymore.

Garlic is a nice smell.

Onions are bad but you have to get close to get the full aroma.

The occasional fart is always pleasant.

Try getting a blast of tear gas mixed with Willy Pete.

It only lasts a short time and is not really any worse than booze and tobacco breath that most of you don't even recognize on yourself late Saturday night.

How does your date/wife tell you?