I'm so friggin' happy, I could just sh!t myself. I don't plan on hitting the Rush Street area for this St. Paddy's day, but once again the internet has answered my prayers.
I've been strictly adhering to the Adkins Diet for the past three weeks, and the prohibition against beer is the hardest part of the regimen. I got on the internet to see how many carbs Guinness has, and lo and behold, 12 ounces of Guinness Pub Draught has but 10 grams of carbs. Less than MGD or Bud. Since I've had essentially no carbs today, I can finish this second can of Pub Draught and still have as much as I want of the corned beef and cabbage I've got going in the kitchen. Maybe I'll make an incoherent post after I've had several shots of some 12 year old Jameson's.
Slainte, from the guy who's 1/8th Irish.