Spiky Haired Oakley Pilot

[MALSR]

He was perhaps the finest specimen I have yet to see and is apparently evolving. I saw him just the other day near the C concourse in DEN while waiting for the employee shuttle. The temperature was approximately 20 deg. F. and the local time was about 10 pm. Despite the absence of sunlight and lack of temperature he was wearing sunglasses, a short-sleeved pilot shirt (with no epaulets or tie), and a backpack! Alas!, his sunglasses had a weird mutation which allowed for the listening of music! On top of all this he had a superb coiffure of spiky hair.

 

[mynameisjim]

Now we make fun of guys when they're out of uniform? I thought we only made fun of the spiky hairs when they are tarnishing our legend by improperly wearing the uniform, and showing off their full head of hair?

 

[snap145]

He was perhaps the finest specimen I have yet to see and is apparently evolving. I saw him just the other day near the C concourse in DEN while waiting for the employee shuttle. The temperature was approximately 20 deg. F. and the local time was about 10 pm. Despite the absence of sunlight and lack of temperature he was wearing sunglasses, a short-sleeved pilot shirt (with no epaulets or tie), and a backpack! Alas!, his sunglasses had a weird mutation which allowed for the listening of music! On top of all this he had a superb coiffure of spiky hair.

maybe he was just wearing a pilot shirt and wasnt an airline pilot...is that a possibility????? Seems like an stretch to me coming from a Cessna 152 Captain with a Single Engine Commercial Certificate.....

 

[BigPappa]

Or maybe it was you a wannabee airline pilot.Muhhhaaaaaaaa

 

[Aerosurfer]

It still isnt as bad as being a gojet pilot

 

[SkyBoy1981]

Or maybe he flew for Oakley or some other private company where he doesn't really care one way or the other if you regional pilots in the airline terminals are impressed with him or not.

 

[AugerPtrol]

He was perhaps the finest specimen I have yet to see and is apparently evolving. I saw him just the other day near the C concourse in DEN while waiting for the employee shuttle. The temperature was approximately 20 deg. F. and the local time was about 10 pm. Despite the absence of sunlight and lack of temperature he was wearing sunglasses, a short-sleeved pilot shirt (with no epaulets or tie), and a backpack! Alas!, his sunglasses had a weird mutation which allowed for the listening of music! On top of all this he had a superb coiffure of spiky hair.

I am not a player but you're still a HATER. I am sick of you dorks out there using the same lines over and over to describe a certain type of pilot that still takes pride in his/her appearance. There needs to be a clever overused stereotype number on the overweight, unzipped tie wearing, crooked wing sporting, unshaven moron walking the terminal. They are everywhere! But, nobody cares about them because they are not banging the hotties on the overnight that you dumb-$hits can't pull. Hit the gym dude and you too can pull a F/A once in a while instead of chasing them away. And stop the hating.

 

[belchfire]

I am not a player but you're still a HATER. I am sick of you dorks out there using the same lines over and over to describe a certain type of pilot that still takes pride in his/her appearance. There needs to be a clever overused stereotype number on the overweight, unzipped tie wearing, crooked wing sporting, unshaven moron walking the terminal. They are everywhere! But, nobody cares about them because they are not banging the hotties on the overnight that you dumb-$hits can't pull. Hit the gym dude and you too can pull a F/A once in a while instead of chasing them away. And stop the hating.

But who wants to have a fat, ugly F/A? if spikey hair and oakleys get you that, Hell no! The hell with the gym too!

Maybe he is a freight dog and was protecting his night vision...

 

[Hootie9750]

It still isnt as bad as being a gojet pilot

Agreed. gayjets sucks.

 

[jetpig32]

Perhaps he was wearing the oakly bluetooth glasses. http://oakley.com/o/o2261d

Dog the Bounty Hunter wears the same ones. No one calls him unprofessional.