Speaking of hotel room santization...

[Wankel7]

I have a theory on why when you turn the shower on for the first time..and the drain is closed.

Its to keep the roachs inside the drain.

Just a thought...and I know you guys have wondered why housekeeping always closes the drain.

Wankel

 

[Cardinal]

Oh dear lord, always wondered about that....

 

[Thedude]

And know that I have found out what some people like do with the coffee pot...makes me not want to stay in many hotels any longer

 

[Wankel7]

Time to pitch a tent under the wing!

 

[WMUSIGPI]

dang fine reason to never drink coffee or tea.... just stick to unopened bottles of water on the plane

 

[Flying Illini]

Think about those ice buckets too...another reason to always use the plastic bags for the ice and to only use the sealed plastic cups...none of that "it's a clean cup that's covered by a piece of paper for me!"

The first thing I do when walking into a hotel room is to remove the comforter...<shudder> hotels are so freakin' dirty.

 

[satpak77]

I picked up a Marriott pen for the cockpit and the whole thing smelled like bung-hole

no joke

 

[JimG]

And you don't want to go into a hotel room with a black light and look around either.

A local TV station did this awhile back....

Let's just say "bodily fluids" glow in the dark.

 

[GravityHater]

crap a TV show just said that a bed and bed sheets are crawling with millions of dust mites. They eat your shed skin, of which you shed a million cells per hour.
And if the pillows are older, one tenth the weight of a pillow is... dead dust mites, and their droppings... in an ordinary household.
Yu-um.

 

[EagleRJ]

It's always nice to find a booger on the faucet handle, or a yellow stain on the sheet, or a pube on the "clean" folded towel. It's not all bad, though!

Neat side benefit of being an airline pilot:

Industrial strength immune system!

 

[Thedude]

Neat side benefit of being an airline pilot:

Industrial strength immune system!

That is until you are in a foreign country

 

[BenderGonzales]

So...what do they do with the coffee pots? That's where I make my oatmeal!

 

[91100 100 set]

So...what do they do with the coffee pots? That's where I make my oatmeal!

I'm sure you'd really rather not know. What you don't know won't hurt you. Thats why I never fold down the bed and get in until after I turn the lights off.

 

[FreightGuyNTX]

Bender... some people use the coffee pot to wash their underwear and socks.

 

[Flying Illini]

...or as a bed pan

 

[avbug]

USA today last week had an article describing how bedbugs are making a comeback.

I usually don't bother crawling into bed. I fall down on top of it and go to sleep.

 

[Wankel7]

USA today last week had an article describing how bedbugs are making a comeback.

I usually don't bother crawling into bed. I fall down on top of it and go to sleep.

Uh, dude...I would venture to say the spunk stained comforter is more risky than the sheets underneath...

Ask your self...how often do they wash the comforter? Then ask your self how often do they wash the sheets?

Yes, it scares me too. So next time you spoon' with the comforter...think

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I'm going to learn how to sleep like a bat and just hang upside down in my hotel closet next trip.

Please, nobody start jerking off on the closet rod or hangars.