Well up in beautiful Newark here is what goes down:
8:30 roll out of bed (try to wake up everyone else)
8:30-9:30 drink coffee watch espn, cnn, mtv
9:30 pop in a chew (copenhagen long cut)
9:31-10:30 surf internet
10:31-11:30 talk to anyone whos up (if nobodys up take a dump)
11:31- take chew out, brush teeth, put new chew in
11:34 think about taking a shower
11:35 smell armpits decide I'm good for another day or 2
11:36- 12:30 back to TV, magazine, internet
12:30 look outside
12:31 laugh at the guy who got called for airport standby (take old chew out)
12:32-20:00 reflect on what I did this morning and do it again
20:01 realize I haven't eaten yet
20:02 grab a beer (repeat as necessary)
22:00 more TV, internet, bedtime chew, bedtime dump
24:00 bed (take out chew, brush teeth)
Thats a productive day sitting reserve for me.
On a side note : How long can you go without washing your shirt before others notice. I'm at 2 weeks right now and when I smell it I get nausea and gag!