Well, instead of working a side job, I've been investing in other people's futures. I put in a little money, they do the work, and later, when I'm retired, the returns kick in to support me.
So, for the past few years, I've been putting two girls through Law School . . . one lap dance at a time. Their names are Portia and Mercedes, and they usually start work after school gets out. Every now and then, I stop by and check on my investment. Man, can those two dance!
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