Shave Your Butt in December

Mickey Mouse

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I would like to carry on the recent tradition of cancer awareness that has recently gripped our culture. In that spirit, I would like to ask all pilots to shave their butts in December and demonstrate their support for research in anal cancer. It is very important that participants in this gesture of support show their allegiance with the pink tie wearers and mustache growers. Therefore, if you happen to pass one of these cancer crusaders in the airport, please show your allegiance with them by dropping your pants and showing your shaved ass. Thank you for caring and being a part of something bigger than ourselves.
 
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IHateDaley

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And I thought that the wife growing a mustache was taking it too far...
 

redflyer65

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I shave mine about every two months as it is.

You wouldn't believe the money you can make selling ass hair to make wigs. Very lucrative.
 

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Mickey Mouse

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Thanks for shaving those asses! I really feel that we are a part of something super special. Keep shaving those rear ends, and please don't forget to display your fellowship with fellow cancer crusaders by dropping your pants and showing your shaved ass to Pink Neck Tie Wearers and Mustache Growers. At first, I thought this movement was Ass-anine, but now I realize that we shouldn't take a "back seat" to anyone. Keep shaving and showing those asses.
 

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Thanks for shaving those asses! I really feel that we are a part of something super special. Keep shaving those rear ends, and please don't forget to display your fellowship with fellow cancer crusaders by dropping your pants and showing your shaved ass to Pink Neck Tie Wearers and Mustache Growers. At first, I thought this movement was Ass-anine, but now I realize that we shouldn't take a "back seat" to anyone. Keep shaving and showing those asses.
+ 10 trillion!
 

Freebrd

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Showed mine to that crazy FA Pam D the other, go go go ASA!
 

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My sister-in-law died of anal cancer two years ago, at about age 40. She left behind my brother and their 6-year old daughter.

Not very nice....

PS-Her father died of rectal cancer.
 

Mickey Mouse

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My sister-in-law died of anal cancer two years ago, at about age 40. She left behind my brother and their 6-year old daughter.

Not very nice....

PS-Her father died of rectal cancer.
It sounds like anal-rectal cancer has been a big pain in the ass for your family.
 

Mickey Mouse

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Unfortunately, anal cancer is strongly related to receptive anal intercourse. Therefore, contracting this disease will be higher among regional pilots who vote for concessions. When you agree to concessions, you are agreeing to take it in the rear. Don’t put yourself at risk of anal cancer; vote NO to concessions.
http://www.webmd.com/cancer/what-is-anal-cancer
 
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