Service Duck In First Class

[inthegoo]

Last night I was riding home to AUS from ORD on mainline AA and I SH-T u not some crazy broad had a huge duck in 1st class in her arms for emotional comfort, and to top it off the duck had a diaper on!

The whole front of that MD80 smelled like a barnyard,

What is the world coming to?

-Goo (Jason Ianiro)

And no I did not take a picture, I was jumpseating and did not wanna get tossed of the last flight of the night, but I was tempted

 

[xjgearbtch]

don't bring him to St Paul. We have a hotel where some guy tore the head off of a live one. (Ducks live in the lobby pond) The cops came and he said what's wrong? Crap it's not duck hunting season.

 

[flatspin7]

I have heard of seeing eye horses, service monkeys, but I have never head of a comfort Duck!!!!

Quack Quack

 

[tomgoodman]

When pigs fly...

If you think a duck is bad:

http://www.pigs4ever.com/news/flying_pig1.htm

 

[Indy319FA]

Unfortunately passengers have figured out that we have to let any animal in the cabin if they can get their physician to write a letter saying it is a "service animal". Nothing we can due about this because of ADA. This is also a pain because people will get these for dogs and cats that normally would have to remain in a kennel under the seat at all times.

Probably the funniest one I ever saw was this Chihuaua that had a Service Dog Vest (you can buy them at Petsmart) on. After takeoff, I noticed he was shaking under the owner's coat on the seat. I asked what kind of a service dog it was, and after stammering for a couple of minutes the owner said it was for anxiety. I almost asked passenger if she was there for his anxiety or vice versa.

The most interesting legitimate service animal I have seen in the cabin was a spider monkey. It was with a quadripeligic.

I told my wife the next time we travel with our border collie, we are going to get a note for him, and while we walk through the terminal she is going to put on some shades and he will too.......see if anybody can figure out who is leading who.

 

[SpauldingSmails]

And don't forget the "emotional support" ponies.

 

[CA1900]

And don't forget the "emotional support" ponies.

Like this one?

http://forums.flightinfo.com/member.php?u=17589

 

[XPOO]

Goo,

No one wanted to be the bearer of the bad news, but that smell in first class was actually you. Sorry, but someone had to tell you. It's also nice to see you moved from ACV to AUS. That smell gets disguised by the locals in Texas much better.

 

[John Pennekamp]

I told my wife the next time we travel with our border collie, we are going to get a note for him, and while we walk through the terminal she is going to put on some shades and he will too.......see if anybody can figure out who is leading who.

I've always wanted to "borrow" a seeing eye dog and walk through the terminal in uniform with it and my shades on. Maybe on my last day I'll try it.

 

[XPOO]

I've always wanted to "borrow" a seeing eye dog and walk through the terminal in uniform with it and my shades on. Maybe on my last day I'll try it.

Had a Captain at a previous airline who loved wearing his outrageously thick coke-bottle glasses he picked up from the gag shop. He would stand at the FWD Entry Door and greet the PAX purposely missing their hands as he tried to do hand shakes with various people walking on.

 

[John Pennekamp]

Had a Captain at a previous airline who loved wearing his outrageously thick coke-bottle glasses he picked up from the gag shop. He would stand at the FWD Entry Door and greet the PAX purposely missing their hands as he tried to do hand shakes with various people walking on.

That there's funny, I don't care who you are.