Saab 340 Load Sheet for my PDA

[ShyFlyGuy]

Anyone have the excel sheet for my PDA to help juggle pax and bags? It's that time of year, and we've got to squeeze them all in there. I just commuted in 2 legs and have a 6-something show... better get some sleep (it's 1:14am).

Shy

 

[xjgearbtch]

Go back to the first grade, learn addition and subtraction. It will take you more time putting your inputs into a PDA than just using your noggin. Seven years on the SAAB gives me the right to say this.

 

[Prop2Jet]

Nice attitude XJ; and a very Merry Christmas to you.

 

[xjgearbtch]

Scarcasm is hard to portray on a keyboard. Merry hanikwanzimas to you to as well.

 

[ShyFlyGuy]

Go back to the first grade, learn addition and subtraction. It will take you more time putting your inputs into a PDA than just using your noggin. Seven years on the SAAB gives me the right to say this.

You put seven years into flying the Saab and you "upgraded" to a "gearbitch" at XJ? I'm asking for a program that can expedite the boarding process so that I can immediately evaluate how many pax I can take with our fuel load, bags, and AC weight. I'm trying to spend as little time working off the clock and more time moving cattle. If you think it's cooler to show off how good your math skills are, then your focus is in the wrong place. I don't need to hear any more lectures from people like you, nor do I need to explain myself to you. Thank you for taking the time to hammer out a few words on your keyboard to show how stupid I am and how smart you are. I'm fed up with ignorant jack holes like yourself. STFU, and if I want your opinion, I'll slap it out of you.

 

[CA1900]

STFU, and if I want your opinion, I'll slap it out of you.

:laugh: :beer:

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Anyone have the excel sheet for my PDA to help juggle pax and bags? It's that time of year, and we've got to squeeze them all in there. I just commuted in 2 legs and have a 6-something show... better get some sleep (it's 1:14am).

Shy

Good job admitting you will be fatigued in the morning. I feel sorry for your paxs

 

[Visceral]

Yeah,
No pax flying pilot is every fatigued while flying.

 

[TNHillbilly]

Dude doing that sh it on your PDA is gay. Get the f out of here.

 

[TNHillbilly]

and yes, I am an ignorant jackhole, but your still gay.

 

[captain dad]

My advice get out of XJ ASAP if you can. I see expansion coming and that's great but at what cost? I left and will never look back. NWA and it's iron thumb of oppression is for masochists. I can sleep at night now and not feel dirty (morally) after work. You don't see how much of a joke XJ is until you go somewhere better.

Good luck with the W&B PDA search. I wish I could help.

 

[xjgearbtch]

man take a joke, never seen some one get so worked up over nothing. put down ur PDA and go put frank's legs up in the air.

PS That was a joke and I'm using my PDA to send this.

 

[Prop2Jet]

O love this thread! Everyone has blown it out of context in a funny way!
MerryHaniKRamaQaunzilliaMas.

 

[GEORGE DUBYA]

I just tell the captain I don't know how to do weight and balance I have done only about 20 my whole time at Colgan.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Just take your max takeoff weight and work backwards with your known information (taxi burn, fuel load, a/c weight, pax load...)

 

[ShyFlyGuy]

Just take your max takeoff weight and work backwards with your known information (taxi burn, fuel load, a/c weight, pax load...)

Dude, you are a genius! Why haven't these people just told me about this secret trick??? Where were you guys on that one? Thanks, mom.

Love,

Shy

 

[ShyFlyGuy]

man take a joke, never seen some one get so worked up over nothing. put down ur PDA and go put frank's legs up in the air.

PS That was a joke and I'm using my PDA to send this.

Sorry, btch. I was really tired and cranky. I'm not sure why, but I was. PDA's rule. Today I finally just MADE MY OWN load sheet, thus negating the reason for this whole thread to begin with. While it did take me slightly more than 34 minutes to create, I find it less gratifying than getting on here and getting the lecture tour here at FI. Missed you people.

Shy