Rice-Paper Walls

[AftCG182]

They don't build 'em like they used to, I guess. Notice the time stamp on this post? Quarter to four in the morning.

If they're going to make the walls rice-paper thin... then why, WHY do they put the t.v. on the other side of the wall, directly on the other side of my head?!?!?!

Called the office and they sent security up. "They apologize. They just got back from going out." Fine. Why don't they turn the f-ing television down?!?!

This is a Hilton Garden Inn for christ's sake, not a Motel 6. What's in a name?

Time to put the ear plugs in. Hope I don't sleep through the alarm clock (if I even get to sleep at all).

Rant over.

 

[gutshotdraw]

It's even worse when you've been on the road for 5 or 6 days, missing home (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and you get to listen to Susie Cheerleader scream Mike McStuddmuffin's name for an hour while your headboard bounces in 4/4 time. True story, Wyndham Hotel in Hapague NY down the street from Islip. 1:30 in the morning and brother, the dude in the next room was ON! 1 hour and 45 minutes of this guy giving her the business and I could hear every word.

 

[Hobbes]

This just never happens to me...I mean never did, and then on one tour last fall, I got the audio "show" three nights in a row, in DIFFERENT cities and different hotels. It was surreal. Two out of the three were epic too....

I wanted to dial the number of the room next door and ask if I could come over and help.

 

[gutshotdraw]

Make sure you get a look at them first before you knock on the door and ask to "help."

 

[HiSpeedFlyer]

The experiece I had at the Doubletree in N'east Philly two years ago was priceless.
They were an obvious threesome, and the sole female was of the very vocal trucker mouthed variety. They were filming it, ( I heard the producer a few times) and went at it off and on for 6 hours.
The things that I had heard that night even made me blush:blush: , and that is a tall order to accomplish.

 

[Sparse]

They don't build 'em like they used to, I guess. Notice the time stamp on this post? Quarter to four in the morning.

If they're going to make the walls rice-paper thin... then why, WHY do they put the t.v. on the other side of the wall, directly on the other side of my head?!?!?!

Called the office and they sent security up. "They apologize. They just got back from going out." Fine. Why don't they turn the f-ing television down?!?!

This is a Hilton Garden Inn for christ's sake, not a Motel 6. What's in a name?

Time to put the ear plugs in. Hope I don't sleep through the alarm clock (if I even get to sleep at all).

Rant over.

Happened to me once on a layover in my previous job. I gave them a call when I got up. I called them again from the lobby just before pickup. I called them again from the airport. Each time I thanked them for keeping me up all night with the noise.

 

[Snapshot]

It's even worse when you've been on the road for 5 or 6 days, missing home (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and you get to listen to Susie Cheerleader scream Mike McStuddmuffin's name for an hour while your headboard bounces in 4/4 time. True story, Wyndham Hotel in Hapague NY down the street from Islip. 1:30 in the morning and brother, the dude in the next room was ON! 1 hour and 45 minutes of this guy giving her the business and I could hear every word.

Sorry.

 

[gutshotdraw]

The last words I heard from their room was her saying "Is that all ya got?":laugh:

 

[Snapshot]

I told Ms. Alba at dinner that I had to fly in the morning. It wouldn't be very professional to end up sleeping through the alarm.

 

[gutshotdraw]

Clearly, you forgot your raincoat since she's due any week now....