Rice-Paper Walls

[AftCG182]

They don't build 'em like they used to, I guess. Notice the time stamp on this post? Quarter to four in the morning.

If they're going to make the walls rice-paper thin... then why, WHY do they put the t.v. on the other side of the wall, directly on the other side of my head?!?!?!

Called the office and they sent security up. "They apologize. They just got back from going out." Fine. Why don't they turn the f-ing television down?!?!

This is a Hilton Garden Inn for christ's sake, not a Motel 6. What's in a name?

Time to put the ear plugs in. Hope I don't sleep through the alarm clock (if I even get to sleep at all).

Rant over.

 

[gutshotdraw]

It's even worse when you've been on the road for 5 or 6 days, missing home (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and you get to listen to Susie Cheerleader scream Mike McStuddmuffin's name for an hour while your headboard bounces in 4/4 time. True story, Wyndham Hotel in Hapague NY down the street from Islip. 1:30 in the morning and brother, the dude in the next room was ON! 1 hour and 45 minutes of this guy giving her the business and I could hear every word.

 

[Hobbes]

This just never happens to me...I mean never did, and then on one tour last fall, I got the audio "show" three nights in a row, in DIFFERENT cities and different hotels. It was surreal. Two out of the three were epic too....

I wanted to dial the number of the room next door and ask if I could come over and help.

 

[gutshotdraw]

Make sure you get a look at them first before you knock on the door and ask to "help."

 

[HiSpeedFlyer]

The experiece I had at the Doubletree in N'east Philly two years ago was priceless.
They were an obvious threesome, and the sole female was of the very vocal trucker mouthed variety. They were filming it, ( I heard the producer a few times) and went at it off and on for 6 hours.
The things that I had heard that night even made me blush:blush: , and that is a tall order to accomplish.

 

[Sparse]

They don't build 'em like they used to, I guess. Notice the time stamp on this post? Quarter to four in the morning.

If they're going to make the walls rice-paper thin... then why, WHY do they put the t.v. on the other side of the wall, directly on the other side of my head?!?!?!

Called the office and they sent security up. "They apologize. They just got back from going out." Fine. Why don't they turn the f-ing television down?!?!

This is a Hilton Garden Inn for christ's sake, not a Motel 6. What's in a name?

Time to put the ear plugs in. Hope I don't sleep through the alarm clock (if I even get to sleep at all).

Rant over.

Happened to me once on a layover in my previous job. I gave them a call when I got up. I called them again from the lobby just before pickup. I called them again from the airport. Each time I thanked them for keeping me up all night with the noise.

 

[Snapshot]

It's even worse when you've been on the road for 5 or 6 days, missing home (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and you get to listen to Susie Cheerleader scream Mike McStuddmuffin's name for an hour while your headboard bounces in 4/4 time. True story, Wyndham Hotel in Hapague NY down the street from Islip. 1:30 in the morning and brother, the dude in the next room was ON! 1 hour and 45 minutes of this guy giving her the business and I could hear every word.

Sorry.

 

[gutshotdraw]

The last words I heard from their room was her saying "Is that all ya got?":laugh:

 

[Snapshot]

I told Ms. Alba at dinner that I had to fly in the morning. It wouldn't be very professional to end up sleeping through the alarm.

 

[gutshotdraw]

Clearly, you forgot your raincoat since she's due any week now....

 

[golfkilo]

It's even worse when you've been on the road for 5 or 6 days, missing home (if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and you get to listen to Susie Cheerleader scream Mike McStuddmuffin's name for an hour while your headboard bounces in 4/4 time. True story, Wyndham Hotel in Hapague NY down the street from Islip. 1:30 in the morning and brother, the dude in the next room was ON! 1 hour and 45 minutes of this guy giving her the business and I could hear every word.

Hour & 45 minutes!!!! Geez, I'm tired just reading that post! :laugh:

 

[Hung Start]

Elliot!!! Oh, darn, I meant "client" number 9!!!

Was that you????

Hung

 

[gutshotdraw]

D'oh......

 

[netjetwife]

Make sure you get a look at them first before you knock on the door and ask to "help."

A Texas guy would just carry two sacks. One for her head, and one for himself...in case hers fell off.
That was the story when I lived in Texas.

Jokes aside, please call fatigued if you don't get a good night's rest. The job is demanding enough without showing up tired.
Take care,
NJW

 

[gutshotdraw]

Fortunately, my "Oh-dark-hundred" was for an airline home. Say, you weren't out on Long Island last summer were you....???:blush:

 

[netjetwife]

Since you asked, I wasn't the lucky lady in question. I've never been to NY....and...I have enough consideration to put a pillow between the headboard and the wall....and...I wouldn't scream...in public places.... :blush:

 

[Diesel]

Harpenden House..... You know it you love it...... and then you sneeze and somebody says "bless you".

that creeped me out the whole time we stayed there. Of course it was 6am and I had to sleep all day.

The maids talking in the courtyard sounded like they were in my room. I even got spooked.

I once heard a couple shooting up heroine. That was interesting.