Regional Airline ASA Grounds 60 Jets

[Speedtape]

There are two types of pilots, those who follow the yellow line, and those who think they're too good for it.

You forgot about the pilots with waivers.

 

[Papa Woody]

Just to piss off the 767-400 Delta crew behind me, I do a "heavy jet" squared off turn to line up my 50-seater, then release the brakes and roll slowly for about 30 seconds before applying takeoff power.

Works every time!