Recorded call from Scheduling

[mckpickle]

credit to faforums

listen to the whole thing.

http://home.hawaii.rr.com/pangloss/images/sickcall.mp3

 

[Flechas]

Hahaha great, I'll do the same next time they call me!!!

 

[FlyingDawg]

Is that guy related to Jim John?

 

[aviatornick]

greatest call ever. that beats some of the drunken phone calls ive made!

 

[FurloughedAgain]

hahaha! Jim John...

I havent heard that name in a while. In 1996 as a newhire at CHQ one of the other F/Os (MP) had me convinced that Jim was gay.

For 3 days -- every time I came into the crewroom in PIT -- MP would ask me if Jim had asked me out yet. He would tell me that Jim was nervous but was going to come out of the closet soon. I didn't believe it of course. Jim is married with a bunch of daughters. MP told me he was experimenting.

Well, after three days I decided to ask Jim during taxi-out.... with 19 pax aboard...and the curtain open.

I've never heard the F-word so many times... so loud. I think he probably changed about 19 people's religion.

(lol) Come to think of it, I never DID get MP back for that....

 

[Whiskerbizkit]

We had a guy use the drinking scam everytime they tried to junior-man him. On the 4th time he got a call from peer pilot program asking if he had a drinking problem and if he need counseling.

 

[dollacrackho]

hahaha very funny but not as great as flechas avatar. thats good stuff

 

[Dr.Hwang]

Beautiful. That is one of my wet dreams.

 

[generaltso]

Best quotes:

"life don't mix with the railroad"

"I'm un-f**king fit"

I like when the guy finally breaks down:
"Just tell em I quit... tell em to shove their job up their f**king ass"

 

[mckpickle]

Best quotes:

"life don't mix with the railroad"

"I'm un-f**king fit"

I like when the guy finally breaks down:
"Just tell em I quit... tell em to shove their job up their f**king ass"

AMEN!!!!!!!! I don't GIVE A FUKC.....Just book me out sick and if they don't like it they can....FIRE THE FUKC ME!!!

CLassic!!

 

[88_MALIBU]

That made my day...

 

[Towelie]

That is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Thank you for posting that.

My two favorite lines have to be:

"Put me the f*** off sick."

"If they don't like it, they can fire the f*** me."



Priceless. . .




.

 

[DX Rick]

f*ck me the f* off sick

 

[Flechas]

Good thing the scheduler was cool about it!! I wonder how many schedulers would turn you in.....

 

[Lequip]

. Bump .

 

[Northern Lights]

HA! That was too funny -- I missed that the first time around

We went out on the SkiDoos, We drank 5 million thousand gallons of whisky...