Winston Churchill
Can't do a thread about quotes without a few choice Winnie quips:
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."