Public Perception

[FN FAL]

I almost crapped myself.

Holding it in, is the first sign of being anal retentive.

 

[FN FAL]

It's time to call Barbara Walters and have her do a story on us on 20/20 to get the word out! Have it air directly after the superbowl so the whole world knows how much pilots really make.

The world doesn't care and this story won't sell advertising...it'll never happen.

 

[TIGV]

What !!!???

The world doesn't care and this story won't sell advertising...it'll never happen.

Waddya mean !!!???

You saying I don't get to put on a Russian type uniform hat that can double as a kids paddlepool ?

No same type uniform with enough medals an' bars an' stipes to require some kind of reinforcement thus rendering my fine self completely bulletproof??

I can't swagger to the bar in the above getup and whip out a roll of hundreds Phat enough to attract fine women from even 3 blocks away ?


Bah ! This sucks ! Why'd noone tell me what it was really going to be like flying for a living ????

 

[FN FAL]

Waddya mean !!!???

You saying I don't get to put on a Russian type uniform hat that can double as a kids paddlepool ?

No same type uniform with enough medals an' bars an' stipes to require some kind of reinforcement thus rendering my fine self completely bulletproof??

I can't swagger to the bar in the above getup and whip out a roll of hundreds Phat enough to attract fine women from even 3 blocks away ?


Bah ! This sucks ! Why'd noone tell me what it was really going to be like flying for a living ????

it didn't suck like this when we started out...