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Profiling at Security (funny)

tarp

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From another board:

To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us (and liberals) - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.

They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail and 85-year old Congressmen with
metal hips.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test.

-Question #1: In 1972, at the Summer Olympics in Munich, Israeli athletes were taken hostage and killed by:

(a) Scottish Highlanders
(b) Sonny and Cher
(c) The Viet Cong
(d) Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

-Question #2: In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

(a) Norwegians from Ballard;
(b) Elvis;
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

-Question #3: In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

(a) A pizza delivery boy;
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;
(c) Gerardo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

-Question #4: In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2;"
(b) The Tooth Fairy;
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the train mission, or,
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

-Question #5: In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

(a) Mr. Rogers;
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless;" or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

-Question #6: On October 12 of 2000, the USS Cole was blown up by a small boat carrying explosives by:

(a) 2 US Postal Workers who were disgusted with the mail service on US warships;
(b) 2 Fed Ex employess trying to deliver a fresh load of ammunition;
(c) 2 UPS workers who were tired of wearing their brown uniforms while sweating it out driving their big brown trucks and decided to make a statement about "how hot it could get";
(d) 2 Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40

-Question #7: On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed thousands of Innocent lives by:

(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd;
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo the liberals fantasy about their attempted hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election;
(c) Mr. Bean;
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

Hmmm ............. nope, no patterns anywhere.
 

Mad-dasher

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It may be old but it's still good!:cool: :cool:
 
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