Well there's an easy soloution for that. Always sign for the airpane in someone else's name!
That's actually a broadbased soloution that has a grounding in many areas. Don't want to deal with credit issues? Buy a car in someone else's name. Use their credit card, too.
Birth control? Leave your own spouse alone, and invite over the neighbor's wife.
And last but not least (don't know why nobody ever remembers to do this...), if you're going to rob a bank, be sure to get your picture taken while wearing someone else's face. Be sure to try to hide the stitches...it detracts from the overall effect.
I don't know why I always have to be the one to think of these things.
That's actually a broadbased soloution that has a grounding in many areas. Don't want to deal with credit issues? Buy a car in someone else's name. Use their credit card, too.
Birth control? Leave your own spouse alone, and invite over the neighbor's wife.
And last but not least (don't know why nobody ever remembers to do this...), if you're going to rob a bank, be sure to get your picture taken while wearing someone else's face. Be sure to try to hide the stitches...it detracts from the overall effect.
I don't know why I always have to be the one to think of these things.