Plan to Save Airlines

[xpdriver]

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers!
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They
don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenues.


Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

[Big Slick]

Remember What It Was Like Before Southwest Airlines?

Dude,

It's already been done. Of course, now they are all 50 or male.

Remember What It Was Like Before Southwest Airlines? You Didn't Have Hostesses in Hotpants. Remember? (1972)

Remember What It Was Like Before There Was Somebody Else Up There Who Loved You? (1972)

http://www.southwest.com/about_swa/advideo.html