Pilots = Players?

[pdub20s]

So folks... There is a stereotype that all pilots are players. How many of you have girls/guys in different cities? imp:

 

[Kream926]

lots....but i tell em i drive a zamboni

 

[Salukipilot4590]

I wish I was a player....

He|| I dont even have any cards...

 

[SpyFlysDOTs]

Does player mean married with others in other cities, or single and dating?

 

[lrn2fly]

You are not! It's Playa

 

[pdub20s]

playa = dating more than one woman at a time..married or not

 

[NCFlyer]

1 wife, 1 son, 1 daughter.

While more sons or daughters would have been fine at a younger age, more than 1 woman is too much trouble.

Man it is hard enough keeping 1 woman happy. Any one that tires to keep several women happy should have their head examined by a professional.

 

[satpak77]

So folks... There is a stereotype that all pilots are players. How many of you have girls/guys in different cities? imp:

who cares

those that do do not talk about it

those that don't do

the professional player is below the radar at all times

 

[BushwickBill]

So folks... There is a stereotype that all pilots are players. How many of you have girls/guys in different cities? imp:

Great story for you. About 12 years ago some good friends and I were out at a bar in Durango. I was touring around with a mountain bike team and one friend had just moved to Durango to work at Yeti bikes. Long story short we were enjoying a few quiet beers (2 guys and one girl at the table). This total freaking jackass walks up to us and is trying to get the 1 girl at the table to talk with him. He then moves in real close leans over the table proudly proclaims he is a pilot and starts telling our female friend about his watch and how expensive it is. I think we all unanimously rolled our eyes but the best part was watching this chump slink away from the table with his tale between his legs.

Pilots are not players but they may think they are. No one is impressed. Although you can keep thinking your impressing everyone in your own mind. It's awfully entertaining. I enjoy watching it.

 

[stache]

I had a young lady CSR explain to me once that they have a theory that the size of the watch is inversely proportional to the size of the manhood.

 

[Erlanger]

I had a young lady CSR explain to me once that they have a theory that the size of the watch is inversely proportional to the size of the manhood.

Yep, they say that you can i.d. a pilot by his big watch and small penis.

 

[ackattacker]

I thought a playa was a dry lakebed. Good for land speed records.

As for wives and girlfriends... here's to them. And may they never meet.

 

[Slice121]

playa = dating more than one woman at a time..married or not

You're not gonna have to worry about it on your Mesa salary unless you find chicks really into Ramen noodles!

 

[pgcfii2002]

Yep, they say that you can i.d. a pilot by his big watch and small penis.

I don't even wear a watch!!!!!!!

 

[siucavflight]

I am sleeping with your mom and sister, does that mean I am a playa?

 

[stache]

I bet you have a big fancy watch too.. another way of making up for your shortcomings

 

[Flyin Tony]

They way I look at it.... You ever see a ring close a hole?

 

[AerroMatt]

They way I look at it.... You ever see a ring close a hole?

Well said! :beer:

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Too hard to keep up with more than one lady and decitful IMO. I like being committed to one person at a time.

 

[wmuflyguy]

Yep, they say that you can i.d. a pilot by his big watch and small penis.

Good thing I never wear a watch.