Learn to use passive agression when dealing with the goon squad. My personal favorite is the silent but deadly gas attack, courtesy of the poor diet we professional travelers enjoy.
One must be able to hold a straight face when doing this, and it does result in looks of disgust from the "young shapely selectee" sitting next to you, but sometimes colatteral damage is necessary in this game.
This is best delivered when going through the seated foot up wanding phase, but effective anytime.
Remember, it is better to give than receive...
One must be able to hold a straight face when doing this, and it does result in looks of disgust from the "young shapely selectee" sitting next to you, but sometimes colatteral damage is necessary in this game.
This is best delivered when going through the seated foot up wanding phase, but effective anytime.
Remember, it is better to give than receive...