Pilot's Letter of Resignation

[freddriver20]

Photocopy your middle finger and send it in.

(Sorry, I have no clue where to look.)

Nice!! Laughed my a$$ off reading that! Believe it or not, I actually enjoyed working for this company!

 

[MD11Drvr]

Dear Sir,

I have contracted a dreadful disease which has caused me to tender my resignation. It's nothing too serious and I'm told it will clear up at the end of my two weeks notice. It's call Anal Glaucoma and the primary symtom is I just can't see my ass working here anymore.

Thank you for your concern I'm confident I will feel better....

Sincerely ***** *****

 

[CaravanMan]

Nice!! Laughed my a$$ off reading that! Believe it or not, I actually enjoyed working for this company!

Hehehe, glad you got a kick out of it! I had a friend of mine tell me he thought about doing that when Eagle called him back from furlough after 9/11! I'd never do that, but it's just too funny. Never burn bridges, no matter how bad the other side was!

 

[FR8FO]

Dear Sir,

I have contracted a dreadful disease which has caused me to tender my resignation. It's nothing too serious and I'm told it will clear up at the end of my two weeks notice. It's call Anal Glaucoma and the primary symtom is I just can't see my ass working here anymore.

Thank you for your concern I'm confident I will feel better....

Sincerely ***** *****

THAT'S HILARIOUS!