Pilot Oriented Proposal to Fix the Airlines

[kommutrdog]

A proposed fix for airlines in financial trouble:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and 'special services '

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[vtwo]

or
don't sell your product for less than it cost.
wow plus add the strippers

 

[Lear70]

That joke's about two years old...

but still humorous.

 

[mmase7]

That joke's about two years old...

but still humorous.

Always funny...No matter what.

 

[AV80R]

Well, we sort of tried that before…

It was lots of fun but didn’t quite work out… :bawling:

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